In the Ear? Really???

[scrmblr1982cj8]

i don't even want to know what that means, but don't come to my part of the state. I'll be disguised as lady gaga!!

Nice shooting!

 

[Packrat 6]

i don't even want to know what that means, but don't come to my part of the state. I'll be in drag, as lady gaga!!

****, djones, at least get your makeup on straight! I see you are still modifying text and distorting it. Oh well, some things never change.

BTW, if nobody else said anything, it's that time of the month to change your underwear again. Guess I've been remiss in not checking in to remind you. Still getting it from Victoria's Secret?......Never mind, I really, really don't want to know! You and snox exchanging catalogues?


Packrat

 

[scrmblr1982cj8]

I heard on the radio today that one of the Victoria's Secret perfumes was just as effective in repelling mosquitos as bug sprays with deet. I'm sure it's a little more expensive than a can of Off from Wal Mart. Maybe DJ can get a bottle the next time he is at VS and report back to the group? No photos of you lingere please!

 

[djones]

scram,
i'm not even allowed to tag along to victoria's secrets anymore. too much jealousy when the other women shopping there drag me off and want my personal opinion about underwear or whatever. i know, pics or it didn't happen. unfortunately i never think about cameras at those moments.

back on topic...

hogs are beginning to realize their nights are numbered and it's just a matter of time. their last ditch effort was to cross breed with aardvarks to disguise themselves and throw me off their trail. what they should have realized is i shoot aardvarks too... even in the rain.

 

[djones]

i just happened to be at the right place when this old guy stepped out. when i saw him limping into the field i knew i would be able to catch him. my first instinct was to run him down in the truck and go pistorleo on him. then he turned and hobbled toward me. i was licking my chops. however, the longer i watched, i actually began to feel sorry for him. this old warrior wasn't bothering anybody. he could barely get around and all he wanted was something to eat and to be left alone. for the most part, he was not unlike… me!

for the first time in my life i took pity on a hog. rather than assault the poor guy i just put a bullet in his heart. maybe i'm becoming a softie in my old age.

 

[snox801]

Good thing you didn't try and run him down probably total out that foreign piece of tin. Oh wait that not a Toyota. Lol had a bunch of guys around here jump on the band wagon when we got a yoda dealer and not long after yoda realized farming me construction guys are a bit harder on trucks than your average pruis drive. Over 80% of them sold in our town had to have the frames replaced within the first year. Just an FYI and to think I almost bought one.

 

[snox801]

Also just finished my latest Ar. Loading 100 gr raptors over lil gun. With these velocity s and the way this gun shoots well under moa. This is my new go to, especially with how awesome those raptors are. Even after shooting them for so long they shock me. It's like I'm shooting a rifle twice the size.

 

[djones]

OH_HELL_NO!!!!!

you dint just dis toyota did u?? the nissan is a hunting trk, but don't let the yota fool you. she may be my daily driver, but she'll dance when you call on her.

i'm so cool in the yota i have to wear shades... even at night!!

 

[Packrat 6]

for the first time in my life i took pity on a hog. rather than assault the poor guy i just put a bullet in his heart. maybe i'm becoming a softie in my old age.

Missed your shot AGAIN djones?....Better get those eyes checked!

In New Mexico, Will check back later.

Packrat

 

[Coy Franks]

djones said; " my first instinct was to run him down in the truck".

That would have been mine too but the difference would have been I actually would have done it. I love to hear the thump-thump-thump and the squeals as they work their way to the rear. Just brings a tear to my eye thinking about it!

 

[snox801]

I like me the way you think coy. Really starting to wonder about jones mental health. He will probably be or next katelyn Jenner. Going off get a sex change. Guess it would fit him well with such a feminin truck and all his trips to Victoria secret.

 

[djones]

stay tuned to see a pic of snox sitting on jenners lap wearing nothing but chaps and a cowboy hat asking for a horsie ride

 

[djones]

c'mon aunt jenny. i want another horsie ride!!!

 

[Coy Franks]

LMFAOROTF!!

Remind me not to make you mad!