In the Ear? Really???

[Packrat 6]

and being homely ain't as bad as folks might think. limiting relationships with women to strictly business propositions has many advantages

djones, there is a difference between homely and just plain Butt ugly, and you are the poster child for Butt ugly.

As far as your comment about hogs being more expensive than women, have to agree when taking the women you date (if dating is the correct word) into consideration ......

Of course your clever pickup line of "get in the truck" may have something to do with it.

Packrat

 

[snox801]

In jones case hog and women are usually the same thing.

 

[Packrat 6]

In jones case hog and women are usually the same thing.

Darn it snox, I was trying to avoid any mention of his "animal Husbandry". Been trying to clean up this thread and you go and screw it up!.....

Packrat

 

[djones]

look... i don't have any problem getting dates. i just don't go out that much because of the drama. when the date is over and i tell them they have to leave because i'm going hog hunting... well... the result is always the same.

and the result of the hog hunt is always the same too.

 

[Packrat 6]

look... i don't have any problem getting dates. i just don't go out that much because of the drama. when the date is over and i tell them they have to leave because i'm going hog hunting... well... the result is always the same.

What you always fail to acknowledge is that the above picture is from when they find out they are going out with you because their friend didn't tell them YOU were the blind date!

AND those are not tears of gratitude, but probably a by product of the miasma surrounding you and by being downwind from you.

Poor girl!

Packrat

 

[Packrat 6]

Am at my sons house and using grandsons computer. Seahawks vs Cowboys coming on in a few minutes. Grandson is supporting the Hawks so had to take Dallas for a buck......Could go broke here shortly................

BBL, when I get back on my own computer.

Packrat

 

[djones]

snox,
i see the old... 'sweep the leg' tactic is coming in handy for your dates now.

 

[scrmblr1982cj8]

Ah, the inflatable doll! I bought one for a buddy of mine about 5 years ago. I told him not to open the box in front of anyone, but I guess he forgot my warning. He opened the box at a family party, in front of about 20 people, including his 90 year old grandparents. I only wish I could have been there to see the looks on people's faces.

 

[djones]

Ah, the inflatable doll! I bought one for a buddy of mine...

scram,
its my guess that everyone who buys one says something similiar. regardless, i doubt anyone here will judge u

 

[scpaul]

Hay Scrambler, if that's a new, freshly un-wrapped plastic "product", wouldn't you expect it to have alot of wrinkles pressed into the plastic from being packaged?

I bet he's got it it so that he could use the car pool lane or something like that. It sorta looks like one area of the printed plastic is smeared or possibly been attacked by some petroleum based product.

What do you think?

Paul gun)

P.S. If only I'd known 43 years ago, what I know now !! That's definitely the cheaper and less irritating /combative / cheaper way to go. I bet when oil prices went sky high he really got upset! I just thought about the title of this thread and I ain't gonna say nuthin'

 

[scrmblr1982cj8]

scram,
its my guess that everyone who buys one says something similiar. regardless, i doubt anyone here will judge u

Yeah, I bet that does sound fishy.

 

[scrmblr1982cj8]

Hay Scrambler, if that's a new, freshly un-wrapped plastic "product", wouldn't you expect it to have alot of wrinkles pressed into the plastic from being packaged?

I bet he's got it it so that he could use the car pool lane or something like that. It sorta looks like one area of the printed plastic is smeared or possibly been attacked by some petroleum based product.

What do you think?

Paul gun)

P.S. If only I'd known 43 years ago, what I know now !! That's definitely the cheaper and less irritating /combative / cheaper way to go. I bet when oil prices went sky high he really got upset! I just thought about the title of this thread and I ain't gonna say nuthin'

I think you're right! Definitely not the fresh outta the package look to it. The coloring looks faded, like it's been in the sun for extended periods of time. Probably years. I think he might have even taken it to his high school prom.

 

[scrmblr1982cj8]

I was planning on heading out tonight to try to kill some hogs, but the hog hunting gods had other ideas.

 

[djones]

the black ninja has a few words to say about snox and his way with the plastic women...

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