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In the Ear? Really???
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snox801
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spanked a few fatties last night. i wish y'all could see what i saw, but i will probably have to wait for xmas for the dvr. thanks double nut spy for the inspiration!
Lucky we are not friends or I would tell you we are not friends anymore. You should have been taught not to brag. I'm stuck up in the great white north with no pigs and all these guns I'm going crazy. Already planning a pre pig hunt pig hunt the first of December. And I was there this summer. Dates keep getting closer together and more frequent. My wife is now insisting I take her on vacation before I can shoot more pigs.
Snox801,
You are looking at this all wrong.
Take her somewhere that allows her to do what she wants to do while you pig hunt. Some place where she can shop, get her hair done, have a relaxing day at a spa, and other girly pursuits. Since no self respecting man would ever engage in the above wastes of time, you duck out so she can pamper herself. I'm mean seriously, if you two have been married more than a few years, you are probably sick of each other anyway, so go on a vacation you can both enjoy. Sure, go to dinner together, snap some photos to post on your Facebook account, have a few drinks, then give her the gift of missing you. Seems VERY thoughtful if you ask me...
Tell her you have booked a trip to the luxiourious DJones Dude Ranch in lovely Asscrack, Texas and gage her reaction. If she reacts positively, tell DJ to fire up the Coleman camp stove, open a can of Vienna sausages, and bust out the plastic lawn chairs! I'm sure DJ will be a wonderful host and roll out the red carpet for you!
You are looking at this all wrong.
Take her somewhere that allows her to do what she wants to do while you pig hunt. Some place where she can shop, get her hair done, have a relaxing day at a spa, and other girly pursuits. Since no self respecting man would ever engage in the above wastes of time, you duck out so she can pamper herself. I'm mean seriously, if you two have been married more than a few years, you are probably sick of each other anyway, so go on a vacation you can both enjoy. Sure, go to dinner together, snap some photos to post on your Facebook account, have a few drinks, then give her the gift of missing you. Seems VERY thoughtful if you ask me...
Tell her you have booked a trip to the luxiourious DJones Dude Ranch in lovely Asscrack, Texas and gage her reaction. If she reacts positively, tell DJ to fire up the Coleman camp stove, open a can of Vienna sausages, and bust out the plastic lawn chairs! I'm sure DJ will be a wonderful host and roll out the red carpet for you!
snox801 said:
for some reason i hear that a lot
snox801 said:
remember, i'm from texas!!
scrmblr1982cj8 said:
you may be on to something, but i think snox should stay home, get his hair done, relax at the spa, perform girly acts and send his wife over to hog hunt!!
and wth is up with asscrack tx??? we consider folks from SC yankees!!!
There is no location on you header, so I had to come up with something. Please feel to use the term "backwoods" in your future references to SC.
How can you consider folks from SC to be Yankees? Say that around here, and I think that could start a fight. The civil war started in SC, so I've got to can't agree that we are Yankees. We have lots of snow birds that come down every year, so I could see how people think were at times of the year.
FYI - South Carolina was a state 57 years before the good citizens of Texas were finally admitted to the Union.
snox801
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I did take her to Africa but she didn't want me shooting things after she saw them. Plus I have tried to get her to go to Florida with me but she says all I do is focus on hunting so it's a no go. DJ as much time as you spend gazing at my pictures you download from my hog photos you should no I don't have any hair to get done.
So my plan is in motion to buy some land down in Missouri as a "Cabin". Gonna do about 100 acres with low fence to keep the pigs in and let the deer in and out. She has yet to find out they have pigs in MO. I would do Texas but don't really care for the people.
So my plan is in motion to buy some land down in Missouri as a "Cabin". Gonna do about 100 acres with low fence to keep the pigs in and let the deer in and out. She has yet to find out they have pigs in MO. I would do Texas but don't really care for the people.
Where does she want to go? I wouldn't mind moving back to FL one of these days.
snox801
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Florida is to hot to have a job. I could retire to it though. As a matter of fact I probably wouldn't be looked at as weird in Texas. Maybe I should live there. I love guns, hunting, and being kinda backwoods. I also hate democrats, gov, other people, bathing, and having to pay taxes. Sounds like I would fit in. Hmmmm. Might have to hook up the fifth wheel and live in djones driveway for a while. Living next to him would make me long for home in no time.
Double Naught Spy
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I don't know why. So many of y'all moved down here in the 70s and 80s that it should feel just like home....Oh, I get it now.
Anyone kill anything this weekend? I went three times, but the hogs never showed up.
Well, finally got back from the road trip and now everyone wants me to do another to Texas. Have to be at the VA hospital Sat, for post review of Cataract surgery so using that as an excuse not to climb in the truck and disappear East.
Glad to see everyone is still talking as civilly as they ever do between each other.
Will check back in tomorrow an catch up on everything I missed.
Packrat
Glad to see everyone is still talking as civilly as they ever do between each other.
Will check back in tomorrow an catch up on everything I missed.
Packrat
i don't even want to know what that means, but don't come to my part of the state. I'll be disguised as lady gaga!!
