Really wasn't paying attention to what djones was saying so did set myself up for that one. OK, so that's twice I've done that, usually when preoccupied, against the 312th time djones has put his foot in his mouth on this thread alone.
On another subject, got a call today from the black sheep of the family, our cousin Harry who is a (Gasp) Attorney in Kansas City! Yep, we got one of those in the family....A total bottom feeder, a professional parasite, an ambulance chaser and numerous others. Guy is so lazy he puts Popcorn in his hotcake batter so they'll flip over by themselves.
He called to say he'd been talking to another cousin, Bob, whom I've talked about in this thread, to see if I was going to be heading down to the ranch in the near future and if there was some way to wrangle an invitation. I asked him what kind of rifle he had, and he said that was the other reason he called, because he wanted some advice on what to buy. Told him I'd think on it and get back to him.
Now Harry is one of those guys that I hate to say it, but I think somewhere back in the family there was a little inbreeding going on in the Arkansas branch of the family. He has the attention span of a gnat! He'll get all set to do something, then lose interest just about as fast. Changed majors in College 4 separate times and finally settled on the Law, which just goes to show how easy it is to get a Law Degree. Now Harry has a line of BS that just won't quit and the his clients love him and I have no idea where he gets that from, but I do know that everything he owns has to absolutely the best there is.
Give you an example. He bought a Brand new top of the line Cadillac, paid a fortune for it and when one of his friends drove in, in a brand new Mercedes, he sold the Cadillac to my brother in Kansas City, for less than half price, with less than 10,000 miles on it and went and got him a Mercedes 450 SL or whatever the sports car that Mercedes had out that year. OK?...typical
Now, my quandary is what do I recommend he buy, that I really want to have?...He'll go buy what I recommend, and we'll will take him out to break it in and zero it and after about 40 rounds (all in the same day) he'll be so sore that he'll lose interest in hunting hogs and I'll be able to pick it up for pennies on the dollar.
Suggestions?
As far as the message below, what he is saying is that he'll go out and have his picture taken with some dead hogs that someone else shot and then claim the credit.
Packrat
On another subject, got a call today from the black sheep of the family, our cousin Harry who is a (Gasp) Attorney in Kansas City! Yep, we got one of those in the family....A total bottom feeder, a professional parasite, an ambulance chaser and numerous others. Guy is so lazy he puts Popcorn in his hotcake batter so they'll flip over by themselves.
He called to say he'd been talking to another cousin, Bob, whom I've talked about in this thread, to see if I was going to be heading down to the ranch in the near future and if there was some way to wrangle an invitation. I asked him what kind of rifle he had, and he said that was the other reason he called, because he wanted some advice on what to buy. Told him I'd think on it and get back to him.
Now Harry is one of those guys that I hate to say it, but I think somewhere back in the family there was a little inbreeding going on in the Arkansas branch of the family. He has the attention span of a gnat! He'll get all set to do something, then lose interest just about as fast. Changed majors in College 4 separate times and finally settled on the Law, which just goes to show how easy it is to get a Law Degree. Now Harry has a line of BS that just won't quit and the his clients love him and I have no idea where he gets that from, but I do know that everything he owns has to absolutely the best there is.
Give you an example. He bought a Brand new top of the line Cadillac, paid a fortune for it and when one of his friends drove in, in a brand new Mercedes, he sold the Cadillac to my brother in Kansas City, for less than half price, with less than 10,000 miles on it and went and got him a Mercedes 450 SL or whatever the sports car that Mercedes had out that year. OK?...typical
Now, my quandary is what do I recommend he buy, that I really want to have?...He'll go buy what I recommend, and we'll will take him out to break it in and zero it and after about 40 rounds (all in the same day) he'll be so sore that he'll lose interest in hunting hogs and I'll be able to pick it up for pennies on the dollar.
Suggestions?
As far as the message below, what he is saying is that he'll go out and have his picture taken with some dead hogs that someone else shot and then claim the credit.
going to have to get out for some pig killin over the next few days/weeks. why don't you stay behind with the wemmin and chirren where it's safe. perhaps you can keep folks entertained here while i make sure no harm comes to you and yourn
Packrat