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In the Ear? Really???

djones: Maybe I just have reservations about anyone who would consider you his "little Buddy". Must get awful lonely out on that farm to the point where he's desperate for company to have to drag you along! Sort of like adopting a mongrel dog. Some things you just can't help but feel sorry for, and I'm sure that Coy just feels so sorry for you that as long as you stay upwind, he'll let you tag along! Sort of like a one derelict fan club!

Truthfully, I wasn't real impressed with his handstand. Anyone can stand like that as long as they have that Rifle barrel to help balance them. I'd sure like to see you try that handstand, cause I'm sure that your chest, which has dropped down to waist level, would flop down over your face and probably cause you to almost suffocate.

Went back and reviewed the last several months of posts since I can see clearly, at least out of my right eye. I can't believe you tried to pass off some of those critters you shot as Hogs!....You took advantage of an old mans inability to see clearly and probably gloated over it when I responded the way you wanted, but remember one thing, I don't get mad, I get even.

Them hogs you're showing are just about the right and maximum size for eatin. I know you don't eat them, but if you ever decide to try them, tie up the front legs first while gutting, so that any areas where disease might be present, particularly the lower intestines and reproductive areas drop out without hitting any of the rib cage or the other meat. After you've got it skinned, cut off any extraneous (go look it up) fat and make sure you render down most of the remaining fat to remove the Mesquite or other ingrained rank flavors.

I know you are going to come back with "They smell so bad that you couldn't get close enough to want to eat them". Well, as a particularly germaine question, How would you know? Well, unless you've decided to follow my advice and have started using deodorant! I sure hope so, was enough to gag a maggot!

Anyway, eye drop time so will have to check back later to see if anyone else posted.

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You know, there are just times that I just can't hardly believe that you were the fastest Sperm in the bunch!

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i think i liked you better when u were blind. i don't think anyone else ever liked you at all. when u are out hittin on women, b sur to use your gud eye from now on
 
Beautiful gun! I now want one and will think of ways one without the wife finding out!

it's a friend's rifle. really nice but needs a trigger upgrade... like most ar's.

as far as slipping one past the ol lady, i've always found that if you give a woman good sex she'll do anything for you. good luck
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i just happen to have an amazing product of my own you might want to try.

I think you got me mixed up with one of the other viewers.

Sure sounds like sour Grapes to me! I really can't figure out why you get so hostile.....Here I am offering friendly, fatherly advice and you have to get belligerent.....Sigh! Only trying to help you out and make you a better person!......:D

BTW, I don't have to use my good eye to pick out women with, just to figure out which one of the many to drive off!

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puck,
i kept checking back frequently looking for your response. i don't really like to be kept waiting, so please try to whine and complain in a more timely fashion.

djones:
Them hogs you're showing are just about the right and maximum size for eatin. I know you don't eat them, but if you ever decide to try them, tie up the front legs first while gutting, so that any areas where disease might be present, particularly the lower intestines and reproductive areas drop out without hitting any of the rib cage or the other meat. After you've got it skinned, cut off any extraneous (go look it up) fat and make sure you render down most of the remaining fat to remove the Mesquite or other ingrained rank flavors.

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is that some kind of jab at the women i date?? post pics of the hotties you turn away or it didn't happen

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Duhjones,

puck,
i kept checking back frequently looking for your response. i don't really like to be kept waiting, so please try to whine and complain in a more timely fashion.

is that some kind of jab at the women i date??

super dave

My Brother left this morning, and right after he left, company showed up from an adjoining city and tied up the whole **** day, but they went back home at 10:00 tonight....... Finally!

In regards to the item in Bold above, Should I really care how inconvenienced your are......Now I'm supposed to lay awake all night just worrying about you having to post or check back frequently.....Yeah Right!! You, complaining about no responses?...The person that disappears for weeks on end from his own thread because he doesn't have a suitable picture of him and dead hogs...Give me a break!!

Lets get something else straight....The only things female you have associated with lately have four legs, smell bad and you shoot them! If you choose to consider that "Dating" well guess you can call it anything you want........

With that attitude, bet you were about as popular as Hemorrhoids in your High School days. Was your nickname Snivel? And what did the Girls call you besides Phheeeww?

SUPER DAVE?....Too much...ROFLMAO....Here's your Super Dave!
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Duhjones,
Lets get something else straight....The only things female you have associated with lately have four legs, smell bad and you shoot them! If you choose to consider that "Dating" well guess you can call it anything you want........
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Come to think of it, the above description may describe your High School and College dates as well!

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Still not sure that you weren't engaging in "Animal Husbandry" til they caught you at it because a Pig squealed on you!...Would have initially thought a goat, but I'm sure they moved too fast for you to catch, being pudgy and all!

This would explain your inexplicable hatred of Pigs. Do you also hate Lobsters, Crabs, Clams and other seafood? if so, I want to tag along on your next hunt at the beach so I can follow you around and pick up your leavings! You won't even have to clean up after yourself. Will have to ask if we can have LRH post a "Seafood" forum, but am not optimistic. They wouldn't let me have my own forum, "The Packrats Nest"......:D

Oh well, am sure it's not entirely relevant anymore so just go ahead and hunt pigs. BTW, when is the next hunt going to happen?

Been about a week since you posted that Rabbit, which was a copout!

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puckeroo,
im goin out tday. helping a friend put some guys on hogs. prolly get some but doubt ill get in the pic. im more of a sideline spectator on these deals.
 
guess my modesty is showing. translated, the above post means im going to kill everything and let a few guys take their pics to post on facebook.

pukeman,
i checked and there are over 2 dozen pigs i posted since the rabbit. please wear ur corrective lens on the proper eye when reviewing posts. besides, my quota is only 3.

finally, goats arent hard to catch if u shoot a front leg off (another trick i learned at a&m)
 
pukeman,
i checked and there are over 2 dozen pigs i posted since the rabbit. please wear ur corrective lens on the proper eye when reviewing posts. besides, my quota is only 3.

pukeman?????? Well I guess you finally called one right!...I get the "Urge to Regurge.....itate" every time I have to look at your picture! Just in case it rains, take a long a extra small prophylactic to put over your head. then you'll be in real character! Forget the eye and breathing holes, hopefully it'll act like the plastic bag warning on all plastic bags. You remind me of a guy I had working for me. I had him promoted to Cretin, just before I fired him!

Regarding those Hogs, I have trouble believing YOU shot them seeing as how there is always someone else in the picture!

Have to go to town to get wife's prescriptions, will check back later to see if you had time to read all this. Figure it will take you about 3 hours and a Dictionary for you to figure out what I said.

See, I finally figured out why you take so long to post after I answer!

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