fat and ugly??? where's an lrh cop when you need one. that shudda lease get u probation. maybe ull be able to see well nuf pretty soon, but i can get a make over and go on weight watchers.
djones. the way the world works is that no matter who you are, 10% of the population absolutely thinks you are totally one of the ugliest people they've ever seen, 30% think you are below average in looks, 20% in the middle think you are average, 30% think you are above average in looks and the last 10% think you are one of the best looking people they have ever seen. The above is an absolute fact and has been proven by numerous studies. Oh, the percentages may be off by a few percentage points, but are fairly close to the actual percentages.
Now you know where I place you...........But that's OK cause i never intend to date you so it doesn't matter! You couldn't pass the physical.
But that weight watchers thing may be something you should check on!.......
I had told Coy a while back that you were getting so you couldn't tell one end of a Hog from another, so it's no surprise you hit him in the butt! Let me guess which hog...the little piglet dot hog on top?
Got a few nice hogs there. Glad to see you're out hunting again, keeps you off the Milo dust. I think what happens when you snort that stuff is that the natural sugars in the Sorghum clog your nostrils and you have to breath through your mouth and to avoid having your breath, which would curdle milk, blow back in your face you take smaller breaths creating a oxygen deprivation situation which to seems like it makes you feel high!.................
About the only thing I can think of.
Coy's looking pretty chipper and his diet seems to be working.
Packrat
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Hey Coy, is there any truth to the rumor that before you sell off them steers that you and the other ranchers stick a hose up their butt and pump about 50 extra gallons of water in to increase their weight? I've heard that all you cattlemen from Texas do it!...
They must do it with Hogs too, cause every ham I've bought lately says "Water added" right on the package!......
Know you've been spending a lot of time with djones, often wonder how you can ride in the cab of the truck with him since he leaves work at the Sewage Plant, doesn't clean up and goes hunting with you! Also understand, from what I hear that he's in trouble again from not getting his TPS reports in on time. Sending him a little something to remind him.
First the poster.....
And so it's right in front of him.....
Anyway, have a good one, kind of busy today, so will check back tonight!
They must do it with Hogs too, cause every ham I've bought lately says "Water added" right on the package!......
Know you've been spending a lot of time with djones, often wonder how you can ride in the cab of the truck with him since he leaves work at the Sewage Plant, doesn't clean up and goes hunting with you! Also understand, from what I hear that he's in trouble again from not getting his TPS reports in on time. Sending him a little something to remind him.
First the poster.....
And so it's right in front of him.....
Anyway, have a good one, kind of busy today, so will check back tonight!
Galveston340
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Don't know about the rest of the state, but it's been raining so much down here on the Coast that I saw some hogs trying to get into my race boat to get the Lifeline jacket out of the thing! Seriously, 4.6+ inches in the last two days is getting a little old to say the least.
Just checking in with you guys.
Just checking in with you guys.
Galveston340
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...I tell ya Brother it's been rough around here. Got rid of the "girlfriend" that threw a fit about the M&P10 along with the "reach and grab" Savage. Then she went nuts over the different "see in the dark" devices that the FedEX guy was dropping off.
I drew the line when I'd get up at 6AM and she was on FB with my phone and had raided my boat box for any cervezas I had left in there after a fishing trip as well as sitting on the couch with a cold beer at that time of the morning..
Need to find a good woman that likes to fish, can shoot, and will clean her own hogs as well as know how to keep a knife sharp I tell Ya!!
Heck...I'll even share my reloading tables with her!
Galveston,
You just hold off on sharing those reloading tables with her until she's hung around about 5 years...No sense taking chances.
I mean look at djones. He asked one little "Possibly to marry" young ladiy if she'd still love him when he was old and bald. she replied it was hard enough to love him when he was young and hairy. He met the girl of his dreams through a friend. I think it was a bellhop. If he'd been old enough to drive, he might have married her right then!
His favorite comment is "If my wife really loved me, she would have married someone else".......
Quote, Galveston: Need to find a good woman that likes to fish, can shoot, and will clean her own hogs as well as know how to keep a knife sharp I tell Ya!!
I know someone that fits the description to a tee, 26 years old, a positive knockout, lives in your neck of the woods, and can out fish, out shoot almost all the male members of the family. Only problem is she likes chasing women as much as I used to!...But it's not like you're going to be getting any, anyway......
Stay in touch!
Packrat
You just hold off on sharing those reloading tables with her until she's hung around about 5 years...No sense taking chances.
I mean look at djones. He asked one little "Possibly to marry" young ladiy if she'd still love him when he was old and bald. she replied it was hard enough to love him when he was young and hairy. He met the girl of his dreams through a friend. I think it was a bellhop. If he'd been old enough to drive, he might have married her right then!
His favorite comment is "If my wife really loved me, she would have married someone else".......
Quote, Galveston: Need to find a good woman that likes to fish, can shoot, and will clean her own hogs as well as know how to keep a knife sharp I tell Ya!!
I know someone that fits the description to a tee, 26 years old, a positive knockout, lives in your neck of the woods, and can out fish, out shoot almost all the male members of the family. Only problem is she likes chasing women as much as I used to!...But it's not like you're going to be getting any, anyway......
Stay in touch!
Packrat
Started to write something and with everything else going on around here, just plumb forgot what I was going to write!
Reminds me of that saying by Steven Wright: "Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."
Oh well, was probably just something about djones and I'm sure he won't miss it!
Packrat
Reminds me of that saying by Steven Wright: "Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."
Oh well, was probably just something about djones and I'm sure he won't miss it!
Packrat
snox801
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First nice hogs, and coy is striking quite the pose in that picture. I like his style of killing all hogs. That little guy should go on the BBQ asap.
Second Galveston, my advice dont get another one no matter what she likes to do. Picture this she really likes all the same stuff you do. So you think you have the best of both worlds. Then it hits you now you have to pay for two trips so you can only hunt half as often. Even if she has a better paying job like mine did till the day she decides to stay home and take care of the house and or kids. You lose again.
So when you feel in need of companionship go to Craigslist save yourself lots of money and head aches.
Second Galveston, my advice dont get another one no matter what she likes to do. Picture this she really likes all the same stuff you do. So you think you have the best of both worlds. Then it hits you now you have to pay for two trips so you can only hunt half as often. Even if she has a better paying job like mine did till the day she decides to stay home and take care of the house and or kids. You lose again.
So when you feel in need of companionship go to Craigslist save yourself lots of money and head aches.
Well, sold off the Springfield Super Match today along with the Archangel stock and the Pelican 1750 case. Guy wanted it bad and even paid a premium. I wasn't using it and there was no point to keeping it since I wasn't ever going to get a chance to hunt hogs with it, since most of our hunting is at less than 100 yards. He'd shot it a while back and did some real damage to a target at 800 yards. Oh well, another toy gone and now on it's way to New Mexico.
Still don't remember what I was going to post earlier, so it wasn't important enough to remember. I think I was going to hassle djones abut what he'd look like when I could see again, but really don't remember.
Maybe will get some time tomorrow to catch up with everything.
Packrat
Still don't remember what I was going to post earlier, so it wasn't important enough to remember. I think I was going to hassle djones abut what he'd look like when I could see again, but really don't remember.
Maybe will get some time tomorrow to catch up with everything.
Packrat
Just wanted to take this opportunity to congratulate djones on his recent promotion from Sewage Technician 5 to Sewage Technician 4. At this rate, by the time he is 106 he'll be up to Sewage Technician 1, which means he'll be running the sewage plant! I know it's a Sh*tty job, but someone has to do it!
Could be worse, he could be a Proctologist, but in a way, the jobs are kind of related. In either situation, A**holes play a significant part!
Then again, they do in a lot of other jobs too!
Have a good day, pretty busy today.
Packrat
Could be worse, he could be a Proctologist, but in a way, the jobs are kind of related. In either situation, A**holes play a significant part!
Then again, they do in a lot of other jobs too!
Have a good day, pretty busy today.
Packrat
Galveston340
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...LMFAO!! Craigslist? Least ya didn't suggest Backpage! At any rate thought I'd be able to head down to our Pecan orchard and see if we had any hogs showing up, but my younger brother tells me that everything is under water back where they usually show. Both ponds are overflowing and even though the pig pipe has been loaded up with some goodies for them to snack on they haven't been to it in over a month or more.
We've had according to the rain gauge over seven and a half inches of rain just in the last week with more coming this weekend. Just across the Bay from me in Baytown they picked up almost seven inches just since this morning. Of course later this summer we will be wishing we were having a shower from time to time, just hate getting it all at once!
admittedly i don't get out much. which may be why i've never heard of backpage. naturally i had to see what it was. all i can say is... WTH is wrong with you people? how/why are you even aware of such a thing??? are you related to pakkratt???
Don't drag me into this. I don't know what Backpage is either.....!
Not only that, I'm not a curious as DJ so am not going to look it up from his reaction.
Been ultra busy last few days, with consulting work and trying to get everything finished for Monday surgery. Brother paddled in from Houston and is going to take me down to the clinic, but main detriment has been setting up a new project for former company.
Will try to get some time tonight.
Packrat
Not only that, I'm not a curious as DJ so am not going to look it up from his reaction.
Been ultra busy last few days, with consulting work and trying to get everything finished for Monday surgery. Brother paddled in from Houston and is going to take me down to the clinic, but main detriment has been setting up a new project for former company.
Will try to get some time tonight.
Packrat
Coy Franks
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Good luck with your surgery. I hope everything goes great.
