Double Naught Spy
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Oh, yes, me too. Do you have any pics of her in a stretchy blue polyester pant suit?
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Just to clarify, this is my wife's grandmother. Both of mine have passed.
I've attached a few photos of her in case anyone is interested.
As you can see, for her age, she is very active. She enjoys yoga, bingo, playing bridge, and long walks on the beach. She is coherent about half the time. The other half she is bat s*&t crazy. She does a good job holding her bowels, but the Depends go a great job of keeping things contained when she looses it. (Whatever you do, if you take her out to eat, don't let her have drawn butter!) She does hear voices occasionally from her dead sister.
Her name on seniorsdating.com is "sexysupercentenarian1903" if you want to look her up.
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Double Naught Spy
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Try mixing them together!
All I can say to this is "Help beautify America, sterilize djones".
Is the bold part above something like the constipated Mathematician that worked it out with a Pencil?
Packrat
pakk - judging by the terrified look on this gerbil's face, i suspect y'all have met??!
pakk - judging by the terrified look on this gerbil's face, i suspect y'all have met??!
Sure did back when I was younger. If you'll notice she's praying that I'll come back!
I've always had that effect on females!
Packrat
pakk,
as humorous as this is, i cant let you continue...
From Wikipedia
Gerbilling, also known as gerbil stuffing or gerbil shooting describes a supposed sexual practice of inserting small live animals (usually gerbils) into the human rectum to obtain stimulation.
as humorous as this is, i cant let you continue...
From Wikipedia
Gerbilling, also known as gerbil stuffing or gerbil shooting describes a supposed sexual practice of inserting small live animals (usually gerbils) into the human rectum to obtain stimulation.
A number of years ago, I heard about an unfortunate gerbilling accident. I'm not sure about the authenticity of the story, so consider it a public service announcement.
Two men presented for treatment at a hospital for injuries. One man had a broken jaw and sinus cavity. The other complained of severe lower abdominal pain. After triaging the two individuals, the medical staff determined they had been gerbilling. At some point, the verbal was introduced into one of the men. After a period of time, the men became concerned that the animal had not exited. One of the men used a lighter to provide light at the end of a tube so the gerbil could see it and return to safety. Unfortunately, the open flame came into contact with some gas in the abdominal cavity, which resulted in a minor explosion. The explosion caused the gerbil to be expelled from the one man's abdominal cavity through a piece of tubing. The gerbil struck the other man in the man's face, causing major facial damage, including a broken jaw, several missing teeth, a broken nose, and other facial injuries. The other gentleman suffered second degree burns in his lower digestive track and buttocks area.
Two men presented for treatment at a hospital for injuries. One man had a broken jaw and sinus cavity. The other complained of severe lower abdominal pain. After triaging the two individuals, the medical staff determined they had been gerbilling. At some point, the verbal was introduced into one of the men. After a period of time, the men became concerned that the animal had not exited. One of the men used a lighter to provide light at the end of a tube so the gerbil could see it and return to safety. Unfortunately, the open flame came into contact with some gas in the abdominal cavity, which resulted in a minor explosion. The explosion caused the gerbil to be expelled from the one man's abdominal cavity through a piece of tubing. The gerbil struck the other man in the man's face, causing major facial damage, including a broken jaw, several missing teeth, a broken nose, and other facial injuries. The other gentleman suffered second degree burns in his lower digestive track and buttocks area.
I hope the hell you are kidding. Have never heard of this before and think you are pulling my leg with one of your offbeat situations.
Finally went into Wilkipedia and copied the folllowing line:
According to Snopes.com writers, gerbilling is simply an unverified and persistent urban legend that is pure fiction.[1]
But got to admit that for a change you did get me good. Would never ever even thought of something like that. That fact that you have, and knew what it was, only shows the proof of a totally misspent youth..........
Packrat
As disturbing as "gerbilling" may sound, I've found something far worse. It's so gross and unnatural that I'm not sure if I should post it, but to make others aware of the moral depravity that exists today, I feel that I must make others aware.
As if molesting a poor, innocent gerbil isn't bad enough, some people have taken it a step further by substituting a wild boar for the gerbil, a practice known as "hogging."
I am still trying to comprehend the mechanics of insertion, but I will blame my lack of understanding on this gruesome concept as I am product of the Metro Nashville Public School System. Hopefully, one of the learned individuals on this thread could shed some light on this subject. Given the immediate and detailed knowledge of "gerbilling" by some members of this thread, I have the unfortunate premonition that some members of this thread may have personal experience with "hogging."
As if molesting a poor, innocent gerbil isn't bad enough, some people have taken it a step further by substituting a wild boar for the gerbil, a practice known as "hogging."
I am still trying to comprehend the mechanics of insertion, but I will blame my lack of understanding on this gruesome concept as I am product of the Metro Nashville Public School System. Hopefully, one of the learned individuals on this thread could shed some light on this subject. Given the immediate and detailed knowledge of "gerbilling" by some members of this thread, I have the unfortunate premonition that some members of this thread may have personal experience with "hogging."
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i wasn't going to mention it, but since this thread derailed long ago... what the hell...
pakk was thinking about using the handle packhog before he settled on packgerbil, which he later changed to packratt. seems that hogging is not uncommon with men of his orientation. hogs' heads are already 'performance' shaped, but he busts their teeth off with a hammer before the rodeo. they don't really want to go in on their own, which brings up another term... hog-doggin. he uses hog dogs to 'drive them home' so to speak. have you heard the term 'squeal like a pig" used in a sexual context? well there you go.
edit: sorry pakk, but i just HAD to change my signature...
pakk was thinking about using the handle packhog before he settled on packgerbil, which he later changed to packratt. seems that hogging is not uncommon with men of his orientation. hogs' heads are already 'performance' shaped, but he busts their teeth off with a hammer before the rodeo. they don't really want to go in on their own, which brings up another term... hog-doggin. he uses hog dogs to 'drive them home' so to speak. have you heard the term 'squeal like a pig" used in a sexual context? well there you go.
edit: sorry pakk, but i just HAD to change my signature...
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