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In the Ear? Really???

Well, it appears that this thread owner, one Mr. djones, got his fanny in a sling. Seems that on weekends he's been heading down to the vicinity of the Pease River where there is a sand and gravel operation pulling sand and gravel, well Duh!, out of the riverbed up near the headwaters. When they are processing the material they are pulling out, it seems they stir up what little water there is and it becomes murky with dissolved solids, which washes downstream.

Well our illustrious Mr. Jones, had apparently shot a Hog or two down in that area below this operation and stumbled onto something that no one suspected. It appears that within the muck that was being stirred up, there was molecular level Gold that became suspended in the water and when the Hogs downstream drank it, and Hogs drink a LOT of water when they can get it, it processed its way through their system until it hit the lower intestine and settled out in the lower parts of the gut. Apparently djones was either cutting one up to throw it in the truck or it somehow ruptured the gut and he found a small pocket of Gold within the intestines of the Hog.

Now, molecular gold normally would pass right on through, but pure molecular gold has a positive charge UNLESS exposed to Hydrochloric acid and if it has any contaminants such as silver, it will develop a negative charge and will start clumping together with the pure positive charged Gold molecules. Think nuggets!

Now how long this has been going on, no one knows and he's not talking and in fact is denying the whole thing, but it became one of his favorite places to hunt and he was supplementing his income with small, but valuable amounts of Gold dust he was panning out of the guts of every hog he shot. Seems he was recovering between 1/10th and 1/8th of an ounce or to put it another way, between $120.00 and $150.00 per hog, from every hog! Therefore, he was cashing in about an ounce of Gold for every 10 or so Pigs. I always wondered why he would never tell anyone what he did with the Hogs and seemed to discount my idea of selling off the Hog meat.

Where the problem came in was that someone observed him panning in the Pease River and reported it to someone else and it found its way to the Texas Division of Mines and Minerals. Since Gold had never been reported in that vicinity, they sent out an observer and caught him panning out the hog guts in a State controlled waterway WITHOUT A MINING PERMIT! Not only that, but he had forgotten to renew his hunting license, so the Department of Fish and Game got involved for his shooting all those hogs without a hunting License. Maybe you've noticed he hasn't posted a Hog picture in the last several weeks? Well he has been restricted to his home and work place!

At the state level, there is a big interdepartmental fight over who has jurisdiction of the Hogs. Mines and Minerals are claiming that since the Hogs were mineralized, they fell within their area of jurisdiction. Fish and Game has stated that since the Hogs are considered Game, they should have jurisdiction over prosecuting him. Anyway, it seems probable that since Hogs can process Gold internally, they may become a protected species. At this point in time there's no telling who's going to win, but djones will be the loser either way. Just to add a little more fuel to the fire, the IRS is auditing all of the last 10 years or so Income Tax records to see if he claimed any of it! Always wondered about that custom made AR and the Creedmore and all the other toys he uses to hunt with.

It's going to be interesting to see how this pans (pun intended) out! Sure hope I don't start a Gold rush by posting all of this!......................:rolleyes:

Packrat

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Per your PM totally understand why the sight has low priority. Remember coming back from one 6 week trip and as I entered the house, started shedding clothing...By time I got to the dining room was down to my underwear and they were half off. How was I to know the local bridge club was playing that day at our house!

The women all stood up and applauded so everything in the room was standing, except my wife. she just got embarrassed when one of the ladies commented "Dear, I think he is really, really glad to see you!"

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Doesn't anyone have a picture they can post?....Getting kind of bleak around here with djones confined and no one else posting any pictures....

Coy?, Snox? Brewer? Anyone?


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after i get this monster over to the meat locker i'm taking the head to the taxi for a european mount. will post pics when it's done!

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Seems to be that we always get promised a return at a later date to post pictures, but it never happens......So where's the European mount?

Also I have to reiterate, how come Texas allows hunting at the petting zoo?...First time I've ever run into this....Most states don't allow it!..........Next he'll be hunting the pigmy goats....or banty roosters, suitably enlarged to appear to be full grown Tom Turkeys and of course his picture in the background. Probably phot slopped in......:)

Can only wait and see.

Packrat

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Well, it appears that this thread owner, one Mr. djones, got his fanny in a sling. Seems that on weekends he's been heading down to the vicinity of the Pease River where there is a sand and gravel operation pulling sand and gravel, well Duh!, out of the riverbed up near the headwaters. When they are processing the material they are pulling out, it seems they stir up what little water there is and it becomes murky with dissolved solids, which washes downstream.

Well our illustrious Mr. Jones, had apparently shot a Hog or two down in that area below this operation and stumbled onto something that no one suspected. It appears that within the muck that was being stirred up, there was molecular level Gold that became suspended in the water and when the Hogs downstream drank it, and Hogs drink a LOT of water when they can get it, it processed its way through their system until it hit the lower intestine and settled out in the lower parts of the gut. Apparently djones was either cutting one up to throw it in the truck or it somehow ruptured the gut and he found a small pocket of Gold within the intestines of the Hog.

Now, molecular gold normally would pass right on through, but pure molecular gold has a positive charge UNLESS exposed to Hydrochloric acid and if it has any contaminants such as silver, it will develop a negative charge and will start clumping together with the pure positive charged Gold molecules. Think nuggets!

Now how long this has been going on, no one knows and he's not talking and in fact is denying the whole thing, but it became one of his favorite places to hunt and he was supplementing his income with small, but valuable amounts of Gold dust he was panning out of the guts of every hog he shot. Seems he was recovering between 1/10th and 1/8th of an ounce or to put it another way, between $120.00 and $150.00 per hog, from every hog! Therefore, he was cashing in about an ounce of Gold for every 10 or so Pigs. I always wondered why he would never tell anyone what he did with the Hogs and seemed to discount my idea of selling off the Hog meat.

Where the problem came in was that someone observed him panning in the Pease River and reported it to someone else and it found its way to the Texas Division of Mines and Minerals. Since Gold had never been reported in that vicinity, they sent out an observer and caught him panning out the hog guts in a State controlled waterway WITHOUT A MINING PERMIT! Not only that, but he had forgotten to renew his hunting license, so the Department of Fish and Game got involved for his shooting all those hogs without a hunting License. Maybe you've noticed he hasn't posted a Hog picture in the last several weeks? Well he has been restricted to his home and work place!

At the state level, there is a big interdepartmental fight over who has jurisdiction of the Hogs. Mines and Minerals are claiming that since the Hogs were mineralized, they fell within their area of jurisdiction. Fish and Game has stated that since the Hogs are considered Game, they should have jurisdiction over prosecuting him. Anyway, it seems probable that since Hogs can process Gold internally, they may become a protected species. At this point in time there's no telling who's going to win, but djones will be the loser either way. Just to add a little more fuel to the fire, the IRS is auditing all of the last 10 years or so Income Tax records to see if he claimed any of it! Always wondered about that custom made AR and the Creedmore and all the other toys he uses to hunt with.

It's going to be interesting to see how this pans (pun intended) out! Sure hope I don't start a Gold rush by posting all of this!......................:rolleyes:

Packrat

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I've squandered another fortune!!!! DANG!!!! And it was here the whole time!
 
Snox

Per your PM totally understand why the sight has low priority. Remember coming back from one 6 week trip and as I entered the house, started shedding clothing...By time I got to the dining room was down to my underwear and they were half off. How was I to know the local bridge club was playing that day at our house!

The women all stood up and applauded so everything in the room was standing, except my wife. she just got embarrassed when one of the ladies commented "Dear, I think he is really, really glad to see you!"

Packrat



I think the other time that I can think of that was similar was after you've been married a number of years, things kind of settle down into a routine, including matters of intimacy. After discussions with our Doctor, he suggested that we become more spontaneous and take advantage of the moment. Well, not long after, I happened to look at my wife with that certain look and she looked back and right there against the table, we proceeded to consumate our desires. Was probably the best for both of us in quite a long time and totally spontaneous.

We're not allowed to go back into that Walmart anymore, but I think it was worth it!

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I woke up this morning deciding to write my next book on the life of a Texas Farmer, but after writing the first paragraph, the story was so boring, fell back asleep while writing! Just how much excitement is there in the life of a Texas farmer?....I mean the highlight of the paragraph was the farmers wife deciding to have Pancakes instead of Bacon and eggs for breakfast.......:D

Today is the day that Daylight Savings Time gets implemented. We in Arizona don't change our times like the rest of the country in as much as the popular feeling is that Daylight Savings Time is similar to cutting off your head and standing on it and claiming that you are now 10" taller.

See, there is a definitive reason we don't do it, not that we are just contrary, although that might enter into it, I am sure.....:rolleyes:

Now for a special offer.......
Since the President has stated that it is his intention to ban Ammunition for the 5.56 or .223 Rifles, Packrat Enterprises is making a special offer to everyone that owns one of these rifles. We will pay $50.00 for each and every one you want to send us since you won't be soon able to get ammunition for it. We are doing this for purely altruistic reasons as they will be displayed in the Packrat Museum as antiquities, for which we will soon be soliciting donations. Please PM me for donation and shipping instructions.

I recently re-read the Declaration of Independence and am amazed at how much similarity there is in the first and second paragraphs from July 4, 1776 to circumstances today! Go read it and tell me what you think. You can also update the remainder of it by substituting Dictator or President for King throughout the remainder of the document. I have a feeling that LRH will delete this portion of the post seeing as how other portions are being edited.

Have a happy and remember to set your clocks ahead or back or just change them sideways just for the heck of it and to confuse everyone else........:)

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Hey DJ....You out there?...Got laryngitis of the fingers?...This is your thread so is it too much to expect you to contribute to it?

Coy,?....Brewer?....Snox?....Anyone?

Heck looks like I am back to talking into an empty 55 gallon drum....Am i the only one here?

Hasn't anyone got any pictures of any kind of game?.....Hell, would take a picture of an Armadillo if that's all we have available. Speaking of which....
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Cats have started disappearing in the neighborhood again, so set up several wildlife proximity activated camera's so will see what we get! Don't know if it's Mountain Lions, Coyotes or that hybrid Bobcat/Domestic cat we have running around here.

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Last night about 10:00 I heard the dogs barking so I eased out on the back porch and in the back yard was a herd of pigs and a couple of sows. I reached inside the door and grabbed my flashlight and coyote rifle. I got one of the pigs and of course the herd exploded. Wrong weapon. Should have got the shotgun but I did not want to make too much noise opening and closing the door.

Sorry djones, no pictures. No smartphone either!

Oh, I almost forgot I did shoot it in the ear, really!
 
Coy, you know djones rules...No pic, no pig! ....sorry abut that!....:rolleyes:

What so you mean "no smartphone"?....You got one of them plain and simple phones like me....All it does is be a phone?,,,,BTW it arrived to day and have got to take it into Sprint tomorrow to activate it. Glad it's already paid for by the company.

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Really busy today, will post later and see if anyone else checked in.

Hey DJ, what's wrong, your keyboard got a headache or something?....

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Coy when you gonna let me loose on some of them hogs you got down your way. Sounds like you and dj can't keep up. Lol
Only thing I've been able to shoot out my back door legally of course is skunks and that has been a bad deal for both the skunk and myself. We had to vacate the home for a week. I got to leave for work but my wife refused to stay so that small hunting trip cost me a few nights worth of hotel rooms. Haha
 
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