It's a good thing the Police didn't see you and start chasing you through town with that load of hogs tied behind you. Guess you could always explain that you'd been "Drag racing". Local, small town Cops usually understand that from their younger days!
You know the more I've thought about this, the more I think Coy had a good idea! Put a gasoline powered compressor and a tank of Helium in your truck and then after you shoot them, Inject them with enough air and Helium so that they float behind the truck! I'm going to the leave the specifics of how to inject the mixture up to you! (I'd tell you to stick it, but Admin is watching!)
In fact, think of the effect you could have on the next 4th of July parade driving down the City street with a whole load of Hogs bobbing along behind the truck as you slowly cruise down the street! Probably be the most unique float in the whole county parade. You could even sell advertising space, such as a local bank advertising "Need to float a loan?", or "Vote for Pork Franks", and if you wanted to take the time, you could spray paint them different bright colors and sell them off as balloons! Can you imagine a little kid not wanting one?
You'd have to figure out how to keep the local rotten little kids from popping them with their slingshots, though!
Oh well, got to go figure out something to eat! Wonder if baby Possums will eat steamed rice, no flavoring? I think I may have to develop a taste for it!
The difference between the IRS and Vultures is that Vultures wait til you are dead to try and strip you to the bones.
