In the Ear? Really???

[Packrat 6]

Hunter,
Even though it can be embarrassing to be seen with him in public, he can find hogs with the best of them and makes some entertaining videos. I'm starting to wonder if his simpleton schtik is just a clever ruse to lull us all into a false sense of security...

scrmblr,
Naw, as far as a ruse, his mind works slower than a snail with a club foot and I am surprised that he mastered the aspects of Photo Shop so well. The fact that he can find hogs is basically a matter of Geographic location rather than any applied skills on his part. He happens to be located in the middle of the biggest un-fenced cropland Hog pen in the States. Do you think we couldn't find hogs if we were there and had access to all of the things he's using?

Two things he doesn't use that surprise me. if I were there, I would have a fairly large televised drone to locate the hogs in the early evening and would also have a 2 person Hovercraft with flood lights, to chase the hogs with over the harvested croplands. One drives, one shoots and you can pull alongside the running hogs and take them down with a laser zero'd .45. Have done something similar with 22's and rabbits in the harvested wheat fields in South Eastern Washington, but I just can't justify the $8500.00 - $10,000.00 used cost for my 2 or 3 trips per year and we hunt in hilly brush land in Texas so it's not practical.

Ebay, - $8500.00 - Illinois - Flatland special - with trailer -30-45 MPH max speed

However, I would guess that having been raised in the neighborhood, I'm sure he does know most of the property owners, may have gone to school with a number of them, and knows the area intimately and has access to about 34,000,000 crop acres of almost private hunting. We on the other hand, would be outsiders and you know how most farmers feel, usually justifiably, about outsiders!

As far as the "simpleton schtik", I actually believe that is his true personae, compounded by his addiction to snorting Milo dust and drinking denatured alcohol.

However, i have to admit, he does know how to shoot, but with that Hamr 300 and all the attachments he's using, wouldn't be surprised if he hadn't had someone rig up a computer with a proximity detector to do his shooting for him while he's asleep in the truck with a jug! Sounds like something he'd do!

Later,

The only thing that kept me from becoming a lawyer was self respect......Packrat 6, 2019

 

[scrmblr1982cj8]

I'm sure he does know most of the property owners, may have gone to school with a number of them

He did mention that he went to third grade with a number of his friends that were landowners. He said it was the best six years of his life!

 

[the hunter]

scrmblr,
Naw, as far as a ruse, his mind works slower than a snail with a club foot and I am surprised that he mastered the aspects of Photo Shop so well. The fact that he can find hogs is basically a matter of Geographic location rather than any applied skills on his part. He happens to be located in the middle of the biggest un-fenced cropland Hog pen in the States. Do you think we couldn't find hogs if we were there and had access to all of the things he's using?

Two things he doesn't use that surprise me. if I were there, I would have a fairly large televised drone to locate the hogs in the early evening and would also have a 2 person Hovercraft with flood lights, to chase the hogs with over the harvested croplands. One drives, one shoots and you can pull alongside the running hogs and take them down with a laser zero'd .45. Have done something similar with 22's and rabbits in the harvested wheat fields in South Eastern Washington, but I just can't justify the $8500.00 - $10,000.00 used cost for my 2 or 3 trips per year and we hunt in hilly brush land in Texas so it's not practical.

Ebay, - $8500.00 - Illinois - Flatland special - with trailer -30-45 MPH max speed

However, I would guess that having been raised in the neighborhood, I'm sure he does know most of the property owners, may have gone to school with a number of them, and knows the area intimately and has access to about 34,000,000 crop acres of almost private hunting. We on the other hand, would be outsiders and you know how most farmers feel, usually justifiably, about outsiders!

As far as the "simpleton schtik", I actually believe that is his true personae, compounded by his addiction to snorting Milo dust and drinking denatured alcohol.

However, i have to admit, he does know how to shoot, but with that Hamr 300 and all the attachments he's using, wouldn't be surprised if he hadn't had someone rig up a computer with a proximity detector to do his shooting for him while he's asleep in the truck with a jug! Sounds like something he'd do!

Later,

The only thing that kept me from becoming a lawyer was self respect......Packrat 6, 2019

With almost $20,000 worth of crap sitting out in a field in texas, I hope he could hit them.

 

[scrmblr1982cj8]

With almost $20,000 worth of crap sitting out in a field in texas, I hope he could hit them.

When you fire at least 8 shots at every hog, even blind squirrels will find a nut sometimes!

 

[Packrat 6]

When you fire at least 8 shots at every hog, even blind squirrels will find a nut sometimes!

Well, if this thread was back in the old days before Big brother took over, there is a line about finding nuts that might be applicable to djones, but nowadays, am just going to have to let it slide. Besides, not sure it would really be applicable, but would be a good hassling point.

However, if you put a skirt on that Squirrel, look out! Probably why he doesn't have a hovercraft, since it has a skirt and who knows, he may be tempted, and in thinking about it, most of his hunting escapades are by himself since he can't find a hunting partner that isn't living a normal decent life, rather than the unorganized debauchery that is normal for djones.

BBL,

The difference between good Journalists and bad Journalists is that the bad Journalists are still breathing!....Packrat 6, 2019

 

[Packrat 6]

going on an xtended 3 nite killing spree soon. shoud have lotsa face plants, summer salts and end over ends. try to keep ur posts between the ditches till i get back. i don't wanna get banned b4 posting the show that will catapult me to fiefdom over lrh!!

OK, so it's been several days now so where are the Hogs? I'll tell you where they are, still out there in the fields digging up Peanut plants and gorging themselves. Your promises are sort of like going to the Balloon festival in Albuquerque. the only thing keeping them up is hot air and prayers, and I'm sure that when it comes to prayers, you are so far back on the cow, you've got it's tail in your mouth instead of a teat, and are about to be rewarded with one of the other things cows are noted for dropping besides milk! As far as hot air, surprised you don't float!

How are we going to maintain this thread without some Hog pictures?

Get with it!

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[djones]

1st hunt last nite. cold dark n windy. 26 hogs. end of week b4 pix n vids.

gfy,
dj

 

[Packrat 6]

1st hunt last nite. cold dark n windy. 26 hogs. end of week b4 pix n vids. dj

OK, so the way I read this, is that you went out, it was cold, dark and windy and you saw 26 hogs! So you went to the local watering hole to warm up. You didn't get any, or hogs either, so you're waiting til the end of the week to see if you can magic up some cool videos, probably stolen from Youtube, that show you wasting several boxes of bullets to show us two skinny, baby hogs that probably fell over from exposure and were just lying there in a ditch, and a neighbors dog! I caught on to your video scam when you claimed it was you shooting, but the background talk was in Chinese!

Either that or the neighborhood teenagers couldn't find you any road kill so you could claim you shot them.

Sounds about right from previous experience.

Carry on!

The difference between the IRS and Vultures is that Vultures wait til you are dead to try and strip you to the bones.

 

[Packrat 6]

Darn, Darn, Darn......Just finished my Taxes and there goes my Thermal Scope! Got to sit here and figure out how to make it to the end of the month on $12.42 after writing that check to the IRS. Anyone out there need Packrat Tee shirts?

Please!

The difference between the IRS and Vultures is that Vultures wait til you are dead to try and strip you to the bones.

 

[scrmblr1982cj8]

Darn, Darn, Darn......Just finished my Taxes and there goes my Thermal Scope! Got to sit here and figure out how to make it to the end of the month on $12.42 after writing that check to the IRS. Anyone out there need Packrat Tee shirts?

Please!

The difference between the IRS and Vultures is that Vultures wait til you are dead to try and strip you to the bones.

Pack,

This may be a shot in the dark, but what about going to work with DJ? With all the time he spends photoshopping photos and video's, I'm sure he would welcome some help! You could also suggest videos for him to plagiarize and post as his own! If you can insert images onto photos, you could save him a ton of work!
You could also manage his social schedule since he claims the lot lizards LOVE his videos and won't leave him alone.
I know it would be like selling your soul to the devil, but if you want a thermal, desperate times call for desperate measures! Just be sure to take a shower after you meet with him - he's not current on his shots!

 

[djones]

42 last nite. 4got to unchain last load of pigs. went to allsups for brekfast gutbomb dragging them bhind me. wemmin poared out of store showering me w kisses and flower necklaces. hard to b humble win ur me.

 

[the hunter]

42 last nite. 4got to unchain last load of pigs. went to allsups for brekfast gutbomb dragging them bhind me. wemmin poared out of store showering me w kisses and flower necklaces. hard to b humble win ur me.

When are you going to learn? The girls do not give a D** about you, they just want the free BBQ for their parties, and they hope you have some free beer to.

 

[Packrat 6]

42 last nite. 4got to unchain last load of pigs. went to allsups for brekfast gutbomb dragging them bhind me. wemmin poared out of store showering me w kisses and flower necklaces. hard to b humble win ur me.

Ok, so lets break this message down to it's essentials and I'll translate it to show people how you write:

1) 42 last night. - OK, this is the temperature, not the number of hogs you shot! Very misleading!

2) Forgot to unchain last load of hogs - You didn't forget, every time you bent over, you fell down and almost couldn't get back up!

3) Went to Allsups for Breakfast gutbomb- You were out of Beer!

4) dragging them behind me - See # 2

5) Women poured out of store - This was AFTER you went in!

6) Showering me with Kisses and Flower necklaces - The owners were throwing Candy bars and flowers and anything else to get you out of the store so they could breathe!

7) Hard to be humble when you are me - That picture that you saw, when stumbling out, thinking it was a mirror, was of a lost mule!

That is an accurate translation of your post. Nothing like what you were trying to portray!

BBL, got to go collect Aluminum cans alongside the road so I can buy some food! Darn IRS!

The difference between the IRS and Vultures is that Vultures wait til you are dead to try and strip you to the bones.

 

[Packrat 6]

Darn, got a new learning experience today. Arizona doesn't have a CRS (I always thought this meant something else) deposit on cans and bottles. Now I know why so many were laying beside the road. Turned in 364 Aluminum cans, 86 Plastic bottles and 2 baby possums I found along the road. My net, after scale fee's (Is this normal?) and before gasoline was $3.14. He wouldn't give me any credit for the possum's! Now I know why I didn't have any competition except for a guy doing community service for littering and he seemed to appreciate the help! But he did get irritated that I wouldn't pick up other trash, just the cans and bottles!

The guy at the weigh station said I should have taken them to California, like everyone else does! OK, so lets see, 214 miles to the nearest California recycling station and my V-6 truck gets 18 MPG. So rounded off at 12 gallons one way, at $2.05 a gallon, would have, have to made $24.60 to get there and then I'm on my own to get back, so the next thing you know, I'm a California homeless person, living in my truck with 2 baby possums and still don't have any groceries!

Anyone need a couple of baby possums? Not sure I can afford to feed them! They're not big enough to eat, so guess I'll just have to let them loose.

Got to go and think this out.

May BBL

The difference between the IRS and Vultures is that Vultures wait til you are dead to try and strip you to the bones.