what's unbelievable about that? that was the easy part. the hard part was hefting him over my shoulder and humping him out. i had to pour 30 weight motor oil in my ear to get the ticks to come out!One last thing "and began hacking my way through, using the blades of my hands like machetes.
What do they call it when you have a carwash for hogs?...oh yeah, Hogwash!
Packrat
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WOW. rectumbreath 4, i don't know who you are but you really should defend yourself against that one.
pak, forgive me if this has already been asked/answered, but how did you get your name Packrat 6
WOW. rectumbreath 4, i don't know who you are but you really should defend yourself against that one.
pak, forgive me if this has already been asked/answered, but how did you get your name Packrat 6
Hey djones, i told you that you wee looking tired. Just by looking at those eyes above, maybe it's time you took a break! AND glad to see yuo finally brushed your teeth!
Packrat
Well, thought that we finally had some feral hogs in Arizona. Seems that the thing keeping them out is crossing southern New Mexico. Required too many canteens to get across it after they leave the Rio Grande.
Anyway, got a call from one of the guys up the street said their was a Hog AND a frog coming down the street and supposedly selling cosmetics??????
Grabbed a rifle and went out and when they saw the gun, they started running the other way. Never seen a pig run that fast, especially in high heels. the frog screwed up and turned around and yelled YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, WE'RE FROM HOLLYWOOD! Up to then was thinking about letting them go, but when he said that, pulled the trigger! Missed the Pig though since it got out of range for my eyesight!
I know djones, no pic, no hog!...Well got the frog , so will post it. I expect half credit for this anyway! Would have been in the picture myself, but couldn't hold the frog out at arms length and get in the picture too!
Packrat
Anyway, got a call from one of the guys up the street said their was a Hog AND a frog coming down the street and supposedly selling cosmetics??????
Grabbed a rifle and went out and when they saw the gun, they started running the other way. Never seen a pig run that fast, especially in high heels. the frog screwed up and turned around and yelled YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, WE'RE FROM HOLLYWOOD! Up to then was thinking about letting them go, but when he said that, pulled the trigger! Missed the Pig though since it got out of range for my eyesight!
I know djones, no pic, no hog!...Well got the frog , so will post it. I expect half credit for this anyway! Would have been in the picture myself, but couldn't hold the frog out at arms length and get in the picture too!
Packrat
Well, got to talk to my brother tonight and I have some bad news for djones. The Packrat brothers are NOT going to Jail! Seems that the entire IRS case was based on the "Intentional and willful defrauding of the Government" In the grant of the hunting rights, there was a clause that somehow escaped the review of the Legal Corporation that prepared the documents that included a statement that "in accordance with this grant comes the right to buy, sell, transfer, Etc, Etc, Etc. that was somehow overlooked and by inference, actually did transfer a portion of the ownership to the Packrat Brothers, since legally only Owners can Buy, sell...Etc. A point that came up during the hearing was that both James and his corporate legal council was supposed to review the document BEFORE filing and apparently neither did..
In essence, at one time we apparently DID own a portion of the gazillion acres of land that we were hunting on and performing extermination services for! If I had known it at the time, would have sold off about half a gazillion acres and then disappeared into the wilds of the Yukon or Alaska and had one heck of a gazillion acre hunting preserve myself!
The presiding Judge at the hearing only asked my Brother one thing and that was "At any time past the receipt of the grant were you aware that you were in effect, a part owner of these properties"?. To which my Brother replied "No Sir". Then all attorney's including governmental disappeared into the judges chambers for about an hour. When they came back out, my brother said it was apparent that they had all had a shot of something that wasn't a soft drink. The judge said he would give his ruling today!
The Judge ruled today that the defrauding of the Government was not intentional on the part of the Packrat Brothers and that the Legal Corporation had agreed to indemnify(?) them from any loss because of their error. We do have to refile our personal tax forms again, because of the Subchapeter "S" status of our corporation, but there doesn't seem to be any problem with prosecution because of the write offs, just that as owners we have refile and pay taxes on the corrected amount, disallowing these write offs as owners.?????? The IRS waived punitive fines so I guess it is handled, except for a few legal fee's and the tax difference, BUT my brother said that we will not have any out of pocket expenses on the revised amount since the Legal Corporation for James does about 35 M a year for James's company and will cover all the extra costs including our difference in taxes, and legal fee's which for them is going to be petty cash. Somehow i think James is actually going to cover this.
He also said that a "Writ of revocation of privileges" or something like that is being filed with the County and the whole thing is being re-written and will be refiled.
I kind of feel like I had the winning Power Ball ticket for several years and then threw it away when I cleaned out my wallet! Darn, Darn, Darn.
Anyway, djones........ sure sorry about that, but it looks like I'll be around a while longer....
In essence, at one time we apparently DID own a portion of the gazillion acres of land that we were hunting on and performing extermination services for! If I had known it at the time, would have sold off about half a gazillion acres and then disappeared into the wilds of the Yukon or Alaska and had one heck of a gazillion acre hunting preserve myself!
The presiding Judge at the hearing only asked my Brother one thing and that was "At any time past the receipt of the grant were you aware that you were in effect, a part owner of these properties"?. To which my Brother replied "No Sir". Then all attorney's including governmental disappeared into the judges chambers for about an hour. When they came back out, my brother said it was apparent that they had all had a shot of something that wasn't a soft drink. The judge said he would give his ruling today!
The Judge ruled today that the defrauding of the Government was not intentional on the part of the Packrat Brothers and that the Legal Corporation had agreed to indemnify(?) them from any loss because of their error. We do have to refile our personal tax forms again, because of the Subchapeter "S" status of our corporation, but there doesn't seem to be any problem with prosecution because of the write offs, just that as owners we have refile and pay taxes on the corrected amount, disallowing these write offs as owners.?????? The IRS waived punitive fines so I guess it is handled, except for a few legal fee's and the tax difference, BUT my brother said that we will not have any out of pocket expenses on the revised amount since the Legal Corporation for James does about 35 M a year for James's company and will cover all the extra costs including our difference in taxes, and legal fee's which for them is going to be petty cash. Somehow i think James is actually going to cover this.
He also said that a "Writ of revocation of privileges" or something like that is being filed with the County and the whole thing is being re-written and will be refiled.
I kind of feel like I had the winning Power Ball ticket for several years and then threw it away when I cleaned out my wallet! Darn, Darn, Darn.
Anyway, djones........ sure sorry about that, but it looks like I'll be around a while longer....
i was starting to get excited there for a minute. just thinking... if we could all take up a collection... nawww, nevermind.
no new kill pics tonight. having to resort to the archives...
Yeah! Go ahead, take up the collection and make it worth my time and I'll disappear....Heck as far as this thread goes, I'm not sure there is really anyone out there anyway. Tried to get some response especially with those huge hogs and got the same old ......nothing! Way I figure it, we each have to be checking in at least 50 times per day each and if you are posting, it doesn't count!
So, the way I count it, there is you, Brewer, Coy and .......That's it! Make sure your contributions add up to enough to at least get me a couple of acres of land!
Got to remember where I put that recipe for sourdough!.............
Packrat
So, the way I count it, there is you, Brewer, Coy and .......That's it! Make sure your contributions add up to enough to at least get me a couple of acres of land!
Got to remember where I put that recipe for sourdough!.............
Packrat
you might be giving coy and brewski too much credit. i think all those hits are just me returning to see my pic. makes me feel famous to see myself on the net, sorta like being on the cover of the rolling stone.
there's only one way to find out if we ran everyone off. i'll line up 50 hogs and set them on fire. coy can jump them in his truck and i'll post the video. if the vid goes viral then we have to consider the possibility that you intimated people by calling them names like rectumbreath 4.
and finally good news - i guess. several mods have already contacted me offering donations for your acreage project.
there's only one way to find out if we ran everyone off. i'll line up 50 hogs and set them on fire. coy can jump them in his truck and i'll post the video. if the vid goes viral then we have to consider the possibility that you intimated people by calling them names like rectumbreath 4.
and finally good news - i guess. several mods have already contacted me offering donations for your acreage project.
Hey djones,
I've got a better idea! One you probably won't like, but I'd enjoy watching .....LOL
Just for the record, this is a TRUE story, not embellished or otherwise enhanced.
When I was about 14, had a Mexican family lived next door and they had a boy about my age so we bummed around together. One Saturday, his dad was going Javelina hunting with a bunch of his friends and the boy was invited to go and he asked if I could go with them. His dad said OK, but we were given very explicit instructions that we were NOT to get out of the back of the truck and to keep our mouths shut and just watch!
We rode in the back of the truck with 3 adults in the front and us two boys in the back for about 2 1/2 hours to someplace East of San Diego where one of the guys had been working during the week and had spotted some Javelina. When we got there, there was an arroyo down the hill and they took out some Machete's they had made in their Garages or someplace. 2' to 2 1/2' long, about 3" from top to bottom with 1/4" x 1" steel welded or bolted along the top edge to gain additional weight. We were left in the back of the truck and one guy took a gunnysack with the bottom 6-8" dipped in whitewash.
One guy went upstream, one guy went down stream and the guy with the gunnysack headed towards a bunch of brush in the center. When he got to the arroyo the guy with the gunnysack held it out in his left hand at full length to his body and started moving slowly towards the brush. He had the machete over his left shoulder at full cock and started waving the gunnysack back and forth as he got closer to the brush.
We heard a squeal and suddenly a boar came charging out of the brush charging towards the guy with the gunnysack and the rest of the herd bolted out of the other side heading up the arroyo. The guy with the gunnysack just stood still and as the boar, which I learned later have real bad eyes, attacked the moving gunnysack, he brought the machete down and severed it's spine just behind the head. Upstream, Tony, my buddy's dad, had picked out a medium sized Javalina and holding still, as it ran past him, he did the same thing so out of this bunch they got two Javalina.
After they claimed and brought back the Javelina, we moved about 5-6 miles to another area and they did the same thing, except changing off on who got to go into the center. We left and headed home with, as I remember, 5 Javelina that day, which they divided up when we got home. Either the bravest or craziest thing I think I've ever seen when hunting.
From here on in this post, I get to embellish a little, not that I'd exaggerate any at all on something this serious.............
Now since djones can use his hands like machete's, so he claims, seems logical that we set up and video him doing the same thing, using just his hands with some of them feral hogs he has running around the country. Course I don't know how good a feral hogs eye's are, and I've never seen one wearing glasses, so this seems to be a real good way to see if anyone is paying attention or all the views are just us checking in now and then!
I'm willing to assist by furnishing the gunnysack and running the camera from about 2 miles away with a real good telephoto lens!
How about it djones?
Packrat
I've got a better idea! One you probably won't like, but I'd enjoy watching .....LOL
Just for the record, this is a TRUE story, not embellished or otherwise enhanced.
When I was about 14, had a Mexican family lived next door and they had a boy about my age so we bummed around together. One Saturday, his dad was going Javelina hunting with a bunch of his friends and the boy was invited to go and he asked if I could go with them. His dad said OK, but we were given very explicit instructions that we were NOT to get out of the back of the truck and to keep our mouths shut and just watch!
We rode in the back of the truck with 3 adults in the front and us two boys in the back for about 2 1/2 hours to someplace East of San Diego where one of the guys had been working during the week and had spotted some Javelina. When we got there, there was an arroyo down the hill and they took out some Machete's they had made in their Garages or someplace. 2' to 2 1/2' long, about 3" from top to bottom with 1/4" x 1" steel welded or bolted along the top edge to gain additional weight. We were left in the back of the truck and one guy took a gunnysack with the bottom 6-8" dipped in whitewash.
One guy went upstream, one guy went down stream and the guy with the gunnysack headed towards a bunch of brush in the center. When he got to the arroyo the guy with the gunnysack held it out in his left hand at full length to his body and started moving slowly towards the brush. He had the machete over his left shoulder at full cock and started waving the gunnysack back and forth as he got closer to the brush.
We heard a squeal and suddenly a boar came charging out of the brush charging towards the guy with the gunnysack and the rest of the herd bolted out of the other side heading up the arroyo. The guy with the gunnysack just stood still and as the boar, which I learned later have real bad eyes, attacked the moving gunnysack, he brought the machete down and severed it's spine just behind the head. Upstream, Tony, my buddy's dad, had picked out a medium sized Javalina and holding still, as it ran past him, he did the same thing so out of this bunch they got two Javalina.
After they claimed and brought back the Javelina, we moved about 5-6 miles to another area and they did the same thing, except changing off on who got to go into the center. We left and headed home with, as I remember, 5 Javelina that day, which they divided up when we got home. Either the bravest or craziest thing I think I've ever seen when hunting.
From here on in this post, I get to embellish a little, not that I'd exaggerate any at all on something this serious.............
Now since djones can use his hands like machete's, so he claims, seems logical that we set up and video him doing the same thing, using just his hands with some of them feral hogs he has running around the country. Course I don't know how good a feral hogs eye's are, and I've never seen one wearing glasses, so this seems to be a real good way to see if anyone is paying attention or all the views are just us checking in now and then!
I'm willing to assist by furnishing the gunnysack and running the camera from about 2 miles away with a real good telephoto lens!
How about it djones?
Packrat
They did eat them. Tony's wife boiled some of the meat and then shredded it and put it into a sauce of some kind and I tasted it once, made into home made burrito's, and was not bad at all. Of course, growing boys on a starvation diet will eat almost anything.
Back then we had to eat what we shot or caught, didn't do it for pleasure like someone I could name! You must have had a spoiled childhood and could use bread to attract birds and things...I couldn't do that, 1/5th of that slice of bread, cut into 5 pieces was my breakfast!!!! One thanksgiving Dad was working out of town and couldn't get back for thanksgiving, so as the oldest, I got to carve the bean!
But then, we eat the small Feral hogs we shoot down south and the braceros down around the ranch take all the hogs we can shoot, regardless of size and the big ones I've been told are rank! Don't really know, never tasted a big one. They either go to the gut pile or get given away, but they do take all we give them and EAT them! Been told that they soak the meat for days in something similar to Pickling, but don't rally know. Might be similar to shark which a Korean guy showed me how to soak and remove the tannic (?) acid, but tastes pretty good afterwards. Sure can't eat them fresh caught!
Apparently you don't eat them at all. Next hog you get, you just hold your nose and dive in, but it will help some if you cook them first!
Packrat
Back then we had to eat what we shot or caught, didn't do it for pleasure like someone I could name! You must have had a spoiled childhood and could use bread to attract birds and things...I couldn't do that, 1/5th of that slice of bread, cut into 5 pieces was my breakfast!!!! One thanksgiving Dad was working out of town and couldn't get back for thanksgiving, so as the oldest, I got to carve the bean!
But then, we eat the small Feral hogs we shoot down south and the braceros down around the ranch take all the hogs we can shoot, regardless of size and the big ones I've been told are rank! Don't really know, never tasted a big one. They either go to the gut pile or get given away, but they do take all we give them and EAT them! Been told that they soak the meat for days in something similar to Pickling, but don't rally know. Might be similar to shark which a Korean guy showed me how to soak and remove the tannic (?) acid, but tastes pretty good afterwards. Sure can't eat them fresh caught!
Apparently you don't eat them at all. Next hog you get, you just hold your nose and dive in, but it will help some if you cook them first!
Packrat
