You might be a red neck if......

[Festus]

If you have to scratch your head when someone says, "Who's your daddy"?

Festus

 

[jmason]

If your family portrait was taken inside the barn.

 

[old_heli_logger]

...if you've ever shot beer out of your nose...

 

[old_heli_logger]

...and then laughed about it until you puked...

 

[rdsii64]

if your gun room is cleaner than your kitchen you might be a redneck

 

[old_heli_logger]

...if you've ever wrecked a car trying to hit a 'possum...

 

[ejones338]

If you haul an $8500.00 4-wheeler in the back of your hand me down truck valued around $400.00

 

[Aldon]

if you consider the term a badge of honor!

 

[Festus]

you get your case lube from your ears.

Festus

 

[Coyboy]

...if on the second day of deer season, your stuck at home with a wife who is about to pop. So you watch nascar in the living room, and check for deer in the field behind the house during yellow flags.

............and manage to shoot two of them.

 

[royinidaho]

...if you've wrecked yur car trying to keep from hitting a cotton tail.

 

[trebark]

...if on the second day of deer season, your stuck at home with a wife who is about to pop. So you watch nascar in the living room, and check for deer in the field behind the house during yellow flags.

............and manage to shoot two of them.

Now that's livin' the lifestyle!

 

[old_heli_logger]

...if you've ever been to a family reunion to, "pick-up chicks"...

 

[jmason]

...if you've ever been to a family reunion to, "pick-up chicks"...

Have these all been about you? If your cheating I'll have to ask for that ribbon back.