...if you've ever wiped your *** with leaves of any kind...
You might be a red neck if......
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trebark
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...if you've ever stopped on the side of the road to take a leak and pulled an ear of corn off the stalk next to you and found out the hard way that it was feed corn...
trebark
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...if you've ever stopped on the side of the road to pick up road kill (yes, I have done it)
trebark
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....if you've ever said "hold my beer"..."watch this" (trite I know, but I've done it)
...if you prefer thimble berry leaves over all others...
jmason
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I can't believe these didn't come up until now(the end of the 11th page). I also can't believe I didn't think of any of them 1st
...if you think The Nut Cracker was something that you did off the high dive...
trebark
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If you've ever gone skinny dipping, jumped off the high dive, got "hurt" a little, then thought, now I got this figured out and went and did it again.
Of course this is predicated with...hold my beer...watch this.
Educ8r
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Been there, done that, got the T-shirt. They work better than nothing but paper they aint!
...if you've ever tickled a sleeping dogs foot...
trebark
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...if one of your goals in life is to post a redneck-ism every time old_heli_logger does...
Ha ha ha haaaa!
...if you've ever played a game called, "****in' for distance"...
...if you've ever played a game called, "****in' for distance"...
...and been beat by a girl...
trebark
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...and been beat by a girl...
Now that's just dirty talk
