You might be a red neck if......

[old_heli_logger]

...if your porch has ever collapsed and killed more than three dogs...

 

[royinidaho]

...when the wife wakes up and discovers all the men of the house have disappeared along with each of the TP rolls from all 3 crappers and then remembers its the first day of hunting season.

 

[old_heli_logger]

...if you have more than one Transcamaro up on blocks in your driveway...

 

[old_heli_logger]

…if you've ever been accused of, "lying through your tooth"…

 

[jmason]

old_heli_logger you and I may be one in the same just on opposite ends of the country! Your workin on gettin the blue ribbon!

 

[old_heli_logger]

Hahaaa! This thread is a hoot!

...if you have ever worn a belt and suspenders at the same time...

...if you call 'em, "spenders"...

 

[jmason]

....if you have the only 1970 Kirkwood with crown molding.

 

[old_heli_logger]

...if you own a home that's mobile and a car that's not...

 

[jmason]

....if your niece refers to your residence as "Aunt Rhonda's Trailer Park".

 

[trebark]

...your dining room center piece is two rifles.

 

[old_heli_logger]

...if you've ever used your shirt to carry more apples...

 

[ejones338]

If your ten year old son already has more guns than the average man.

If you bought your daughter her first rifle when the wife was still pregnant with her.

If you have more deer racks than family pictures on the walls.

If you have a custom hand made hunting knife that cost more than some guys rifles.

 

[winmagman]

If you have more deer racks than family pictures on the walls.

Crap........I'm a redneck!!

Chris

 

[mr_rainmaker]

if you take your yearly whitetail quota from your couch...





I do.