It's a good thing I didn't have anything in my mouth when I read that!!!! But since you mentioned it that about the best answer I've read on any forum.
All seriousness. It was even talked about on a local radio station. Glowing eyes?! Closest thing I've got is dim flashlights in a football helment with shoulder pads but still the skinny arms ghost white size n heead shape. As far as in the woods after dark I walk outta the woods full clip extra rounds in pocket and easy accesable Ka bar machete
that seriously creeps me out a little. sure your not just messing with us. you should go sit out one night with a steak a tommy gun and maybe some trip wires around. then get back to us...
I really like the Michael Jackson theory.
Gosh, that made me laugh so f.......ing hard. I am still laughing, like 7 minutes later!!!
JUDD: That was a good one!!!