epags
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If you live to 84+ you might have a lot of storys to tell.
Oh, oh, oh, just thought of another one.
Alaska, Cold Bay area. Military, leasure time so four of us decide to take a row boat and cruise around the inlet we are at. Opps, tide starts going out (and if you are familiar with Alaskan tides, they go out FAST) We cannot row hard enough so one of us (guess who) jumps over into the inlet (happily the water is only about three or four feet deep) (un happily it is COLD...can you spell Akaska?) Between my pushing and them rowing we overcome the tide and get back to shore.
Now I discoveedr that hypothermia is real.
They tumble me into the truck and turn the heater up high. We get to the barracks and I stumble into my room, strip off my wet clothes (and then do EVERYTHING wrong when you are suffering from hypothermia).
Grab a bottle of whisky take a couple of slugs (whisky? military installation? Who would of thought?) At any rate, turn the shower to hot and jump in.
Well the good lord watches over idiots. I survive the whisky and the hot shower, but, there is a knock on the door...seems our flight out is moved up to 'NOW'.
Guess who has only one set of boots with him and guess if they might be soaking wet.
Never had a more uncomfortable flight while wearing soaking wet boots in a cold military aircraft.
Can you spell 'prune feet'?
And I still was promoted and allowed to remain in the military for 23 years.
Branch of the military has been omitted to avoid highjacking of this thread.
Oh, oh, oh, just thought of another one.
Alaska, Cold Bay area. Military, leasure time so four of us decide to take a row boat and cruise around the inlet we are at. Opps, tide starts going out (and if you are familiar with Alaskan tides, they go out FAST) We cannot row hard enough so one of us (guess who) jumps over into the inlet (happily the water is only about three or four feet deep) (un happily it is COLD...can you spell Akaska?) Between my pushing and them rowing we overcome the tide and get back to shore.
Now I discoveedr that hypothermia is real.
They tumble me into the truck and turn the heater up high. We get to the barracks and I stumble into my room, strip off my wet clothes (and then do EVERYTHING wrong when you are suffering from hypothermia).
Grab a bottle of whisky take a couple of slugs (whisky? military installation? Who would of thought?) At any rate, turn the shower to hot and jump in.
Well the good lord watches over idiots. I survive the whisky and the hot shower, but, there is a knock on the door...seems our flight out is moved up to 'NOW'.
Guess who has only one set of boots with him and guess if they might be soaking wet.
Never had a more uncomfortable flight while wearing soaking wet boots in a cold military aircraft.
Can you spell 'prune feet'?
And I still was promoted and allowed to remain in the military for 23 years.
Branch of the military has been omitted to avoid highjacking of this thread.