I can't help myself when telling a story, if you don't like long stories, skip this one (no offense taken).
When I was 16 I'd fallen into the hunting deep end, I couldn't get enough. It took me several years to get my dad back into hunting, and even at that, he was more into the scenery than he was actually hunting.
Anyways, that year i tagged out early and on Thanksgiving morning I decided to sleep in (I'd killed a buck with my bow, a buck and a doe with my shotgun, I only had one doe tag left and I was worn out). Dad went hunting without me and said he'd be hunting "the narrows"; a spot where the flat river bottom meets up with a really steep hillside that terminates at the river shore. This was on the farm that we lived on until I was 8, but it wasn't ours (it felt like ours, I had the run of the place and the owners became really good family friends, almost like a 3rd set of grandparents).
About 10:00 the house phone rings and it's Dad telling me he shot a doe but she crossed the River. He needed me to find the phone number for the neighbor and get permission to go after her. We agreed on a meeting place and I geared up (it was in the single digits).
Dad didn't really have any experience of blood tracking (I'd already tracked several archery kills) so I took point and had him stand at "last-blood" while I pressed ahead. After a few hundred yards I was on hands and knees finding a single speckle every 15-20 yards… and headed back toward the river (not good). At that point I was more guessing at direction and trying to think like a deer than actually "trailing". About 40 yards from the river bank I was thinking we were out of the game (nowhere for the deer to hide between here and there, no more blood). I took one more step and the deer stands up out of nowhere (I still can't believe how it was able to conceal itself in the short field grass) and drags itself down the steep bank to the river.
I scream at my dad to run ahead to finish it off but he's not understanding the urgency of what's happening (he was about 30 yards behind me). By the time he gets there the deer was fully in the middle of the river and swimming fast towards the steep side of the narrows (REALLY Not good). I yell at him to shoot again and he hits the "doe" back in the spine. Now it's paralyzed from impact back, but still trying to swim with front legs.
My dad looks at me, I look at him, neither of us wanting to do what needs to be done. He's obviously older, wiser and quicker than I, so he does some very quick deductive reasoning and proclaims "I can't get it, I've got the gun"…. As the deer is quickly being carried down river by the current.
I didn't take time to validate his reasoning; sounds logical to me, so I run into the water and start swim-walk-bobbing to the disappearing deer. About 10' from the thrashing deer, I'm now up to my shoulders but I can still touch the bottom of the river. I can then see that there are two little daggers atop the thrashing deers head. Immediately I'm perplexed and very concerned…. As I was wading into the river I'd pulled out my buck knife and had planned to grab an ear, slit the "does" throat and then drag "her" out. Now that I see the little daggers I realize that my already dangerous and foolhardy plan is, in fact, a VERY poor plan. But… it's all I've got.
As we go bobbing down the current I can hear my dad yelling helpful advice to me, I think (I wasn't listening). Remember, it was single digits and I was submerged up to my ears, dancing with a not-dead spike in the middle of a river… no mental space for listening.
Anyways, I finally execute my plan and grab the spikes antlers and drag him out. By the time I get to shore my energy is fading fast and I'm stiffening up. I look at dad, we exchange knowing looks (that was stupid) and I hand him my knife as I walk off muttering something about c…c…. Co…. Cold, g… goi… t… w… walk… t…. St… sta… wrm….
I did laps back and forth to the vehicles while he gutted the deer and by then I'd recovered enough body temp to help him drag it back to the truck. By the time I drive the 15 minutes back to our house I couldn't really feel my legs and my hands weren't able to use turn signals or do much other than steer. I spent the rest of that Thanksgiving shivering and eating whatever hot food I could find, and with a very thankful attitude for having made it out of that escapade with only a lower core temp.
An adventure I'll never forget. That was … stupid.