Cynical Man Method:
When you sober up, leave the Tikka alone. Go buy a Christensen Ridgeline in 6.5PRC. You may be a few hundred more out of pocket but you'll still have both glasses of Koolaid to drink from.
- Pour yourself some Cherry Koolaid.
- Take two good gulps from the glass.
- Top the glass up with Everclear
- Chug the remainder.
When you sober up, leave the Tikka alone. Go buy a Christensen Ridgeline in 6.5PRC. You may be a few hundred more out of pocket but you'll still have both glasses of Koolaid to drink from.