Ok I got another one to share. Public land deer hunting, Davy Crockett National Forest, near Kilgore, Texas 20+ years ago. I always go in very early and take my climber stand way up high, usually in the crown of a pine tree near white oaks, and don't come down until after dark. I generally don't trust public land hunters much, and this day would reinforce my caution. It's early afternoon, cool late fall. I drove about 4 miles down a faint old logging road, and hiked in the last mile or so off the road. I've been up in this tree since around 530am. A sweet spot, great view of a white oak stand in the bottom downstream from me, acorns dropping. My profile picture was another spot about a mile from there. No deer so far, but I'm confident they'll wander in at dusk. Then out in front of me a long way off I hear two people (hunters sort of) walking and talking. Loud. Then ferocious splashing coming toward me. A small doe thrashing right down the middle of the creek from their direction. Exits still following the creek as it runs off to my left. It takes a long time for the two hunters to arrive, at least a mile away when I first heard them. I could make out what they were saying for some time. One in the lead, the other questioning their direction. Both fairly lost. They come into the open, street clothes and rifles. No clue I'm here, and I'm doing an impression of a large pine cone. Heavily camo'd climber and sort of a full gillie bugsuit. I'm careful not to set up silhouetted against the sky, as deer have spotted me even up high previously. They tromp along underneath and then behind me, lots of noise, my hunt probably done. After a while, I hear #2 yell "I told you this was the wrong way!" and something about my vehicle they must have reached. So back they come. They finally reach my spot again, the leader tromping now, and #2 giving him the business. I'm starting to feel sorry for them. The leader reaches the creek below me, maybe 12 feet wide. Trips on the edge of the bank and KERSPLASH! Goes completely out of sight. I'm chewing on my glove desperately trying not to bust up laughing and draw their attention. He comes up sputtering and floundering, #2 in tow, and away they go out in front of me. I could hear their progress for a long time. It was already starting to cool off, and that's the last I heard of them that night. There were miles of dense kudzu jungle brush in their direction. For all I know they're still out there.