Sorry, didn't intend to say that you were getting any freebies from Sherman.
Here's my guaranteed step by step process for getting stuff for free:
1) Don't ask for free stuff
2) Don't ask for discounts on stuff
3) Offer a product, service or skill which companies may find beneficial
4) Be a paying customer
5) Be generous with your own time, knowledge, and skills
6) Don't expect free stuff in exchange for your time, knowledge or skills
7) Don't ask for free stuff (that one's worth mentioning twice)
As for the easy good paying jobs, you don't get those; you either earn them or create your own.
I might have to borrow these to post on Facebook for my liberal friends.