Sometimes I look up to the night sky and I think to myself . . .

[sturner]

My wife ask me all the time why do you go outside to do that ?
My answer because I can

 

[mdmiller]

DarryH, I can relate to you, plus I have to take a pill to do that!

 

[P7M13]

I never look up anymore, for fear there will be another UFO

 

[azarcher10x]

I'm already in slingshot mode...

 

[J Brady]

I was down to a wore out BB gun. The doctor rebuilt me back to a 300 mag !

 

[Flintlock shooter]

I was thinking more like a flintlock now, or maybe the 308 with a hangfire!

Hey, what's wrong with flintlock....?? ;-)

 

[LRNut]

Me too!! As long as it's above 0, lol.

Reminds me of what a fellow soldier said after coming back into the tent in the middle of an Alaskan winter:

"It is hell taking a pee (I guess I had to edit what he really said) when you have 8 inches of clothes but only a 4 inch dick."

 

[LRNut]

I looked up last night and got to see the International Space Station go by, . and darn near got my foot wet!

I have a friend who has been on ISS twice - was there when the Columbia blew up (one of his good friends was Willie McCool). His garage is basically his lab, to include reloading tools - he loves shooting.

They recycle urine on the ISS for drinking water. He said the Russians don't drink enough water and their urine has too many minerals - clogs the system.

 

[J-B welder]

Perhaps one of the BEST ways to teach a youngster about holding for wind! ... LOL

Years ago I was walking in the woods with my nephew who was two or three years old, and stopped to relieve myself. He watched and then asked if he could do the same. I asked him if he had ever peed standing up and he said yes, so I told him to go right ahead. He drops his pants, squats down and proceeds to pee directly into his pants and underwear that are now around his ankles. Whoa! Hey! Stop! No! Wait! William!

Epic uncle fail.

 

[Treeslug]

I relate to the .22 rimfire. We tend to shoot a lot of 22's, and that's about how many times I have to P every day!

I could empty a Daisy Red Rider BB gun every day: just without the range and at a great loss of foot-pounds of energy. No more signing my name in the snow.

 

[J Brady]

City folks don't know what they are missing!

 

[509TrophyHusband]

Why just let er flow at night ?

 

[steve p]

That's fun?

 

[Ol' Red]

Why just let er flow at night ?

That's just when you look up at the stars. During the day you look over your shoulder for mountain lions.