15 Reasons to Never Date a Hiker

[Marplot]

My gf got some wag bags as part of a survival kit christmas gift from her boss, I had to explain what they were. She was a hiker but they weren't a thing back east when she was doing it a lot. I'm pretty sure I heard her whisper "rather die in a fire."

Just get some tree colored toilet paper.

 

[Shane Lindsey]

Just get some tree colored toilet paper.

Live the high life and use bio baby wipes.