If you're a good liberal just heading into the forest to hug some trees, or pet bunnies, and you find a cougar looking at you there is a good way to save yourself, since you have no use for firearms of any kind, the best thing you can do is remove your clothes and run away limping, like you have a broken leg. This triggers the cougar's sympathy response, another trick is to make a baa baa sound like a baby sheep while running. Another helpful hint is to always hang strips of bacon from your belt, this works good in bear country also. If you can, hold your cell phone over your head filming behind you, that way we can watch the cougar running away as you make your escape. Good Luck