If a man speaks in the wilderness where no woman can hear --- is he still wrong?

[cvixx]

Give us a break Len…with all the places you go and things you do, your wife must be a saint. If I told my wife I wanted to do half the things you do, I would be wrong in so many ways.

 

[Orange Dust]

Many of you are missing the point and haven't learned LOL. Selective hearing is the key to all of this. Doesn't matter if she says you are wrong and cannot hear her say it. I have gotten so good at this that she has been DEMANDING I get a hearing aid. I only know about this because the kids have told me so.

 

[bluedog69]

WRONG......ALWAYS WRONG!!!

Comedy has to be based in reality to be funny.....or sad.

 

[jessej]

I have gotten so good at this that she has been DEMANDING I get a hearing aid.

That's where I am.

But now she really gets mad when we're standing on the front porch in the early morning and I hear a turkey gobbling in the far distance. And she realizes something's not adding up.

 

[mdmiller]

Married 33 years this Sept., 8th!

Sept. 3, 47 years

 

[Randy Tidwell]

A Man and his wife were arguing over who wore the pants in the family.

He wasn't getting anywhere, so he stood up and took his pants off and said "Here, put these on!"

She said I can't wear those, the're too big, they won't fit.

He said "That's right, I WEAR THE PANTS IN THIS FAMILY!"

She then stood up and reached under her skirt and took her panties off and said "Here, put these on!"

He said I can't get in those!

She said "That's right, as long as you wear the pants in this family, you're not going to get in them!"

They are in control, we never need to forget that!!!!!!

 

[Mike Matteson]

And it's not that easy, to just walk away is it ? Dang divorce courts. lol

Hell my brother has tried it 4 times now. I don't don't think he's learn yet. The plan never comes together.

 

[Mike Matteson]

Married 33 years this Sept., 8th!

Or was that Henry the 8th?

 

[Mike Matteson]

If it wasn't for my wife, it would have ended a long time ago. Almost 51 years now.

 

[skipglo]

Walked her home from 8th grade on 3-30-1960.

Married her 6-10-1967.

SHE.....told you those dates just now...didn't she!

 

[skipglo]

They say MARRIAGE IS AN INSTITUTION...
and I for one....never planned to spend my life in the same institution !

 

[Len Backus]

SHE.....told you those dates just now...didn't she!

Actually no. I am the one who has always made a big deal about the walking home from school date.

But she remembers all the rest of our together history the best.

You know when you choose your life partner in 8th grade, it's like getting first choice, PICK OF THE LITTER.

I was a very mature 14 yr old and I take huge pride in my wise choice!

 

[skipglo]

Actually no. I am the one who has always made a big deal about the walking home from school date.

But she remembers all the rest of our together history the best.

You know when you choose your life partner in 8th grade, it's like getting first choice, PICK OF THE LITTER.

I was a very mature 14 yr old and I take huge pride in my wise choice!

Awesome and sensible response! Good on you Len. Congrats!

 

[Allen Lone wolf]

I am just impressed that you still fit into a shirt from twenty years ago! You GO boy!!!

Amen to that!