How to get ready for looters ...

[Deleted member 107796]

I'm wondering who is more threatened, the looters or my wife, who is driving me crazy with the stay at home order!
I'm about ready to write a book about skinny women and how there is not much fat for the hormones to be soluble in, about right now... just sayin'

 

[tmmcampbell]

Sheesh three pages of post and now one answered the important question. Do you gut them before you call the police or after?

lol conversation would go like this: 911 what is your emergency? I just shot a burglar. 911 is he dead? Hell, I don't know he dropped where I shot him. 911 check to see if he is dead. Bam bam bam, yes ma'am he is dead.

 

[Canhunter35]

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A neighbour has a sign, 'all trespassers will be shot, any survivors will be prosecuted' lol

 

[sedancowboy]

No no man! It goes like this. "All trespassers will be shot all survivers will be shot again"
Lol. Gezee we must be bored.

 

[bdlesh]

I don't have to worry about the hole. The hogs will take care of that......at least I think they will.

 

[Jon Bischof]

Actually looters are welcome here, my wife is just so happy that they are not Jehovah's Witnesses.

 

[imyourhuckleberry]

Personally, I don't feel the need to bury the looters....lol.

Put them in the compost pile.

 

[FEENIX]

Actually looters are welcome here, my wife is just so happy that they are not Jehovah's Witnesses.

LOL! This reminded me of when I used to live in AZ in 1992. I was cleaning all of my firearms, all of which are lined up on a blanket spread out in the living room and gun cleaning aroma filled the atmosphere. All of a sudden my doorbell, with a pistol on one hand (behind my back) and a rag on the other, I opened the door because I was expecting a friend to stop by. Lo and behold, it was a Jehovah's witness feller. I told him it was not a good time but he was nice and persistent so I let him in. As soon as he stepped in he said, "you are right Sir, it is not a good time, have a blessed day or something like that." IIRC, that was last time anyone of them ever stopped by at my house.

 

[338 dude]

Anyone seen at my door will be considered a looter and active trespasser because that's what they are they had to climb a fence or gate walk at least 300 yards climb another gate or fence to get to my door and they will be treated as such!

 

[26Reload]

Anyone seen at my door will be considered a looter and active trespasser because that's what they are they had to climb a fence or gate walk at least 300 yards climb another gate or fence to get to my door and they will be treated as such!

You must live near Nancy Pelosi

 

[338 dude]

You must live near Nancy Pelosi

Not even close many states apart I live in the woods not the city and when you have gates with no trespassing signs and property fenced in that is the attitude of most people in my area why would you even say that?

 

[338 dude]

You must live closer to Nancy than me was it the word gate I do not have a expensive wrought iron fence gate I do not live in a gated community it is a 16 foot cattle gate or livestock gate but with a comment like that I bet it wouldn't make a difference to you

 

[26Reload]

Gotta give ya hell to keep the blood pumping....
Otherwise life gets boring....

 

[338 dude]

Gotta give ya hell to keep the blood pumping....
Otherwise life gets boring....

Well you definitely got the blood pumping and you are closer to Nancy if you're on this site I have to say we are on the same side especially with times the way they are right now looting is a concern from cities nearby or not so nearby