Dumbest things you have heard #2

[MT4XFore]

One of my wife's aunts told me of the time she shot a turkey with a .44 magnum handgun at a mile! Dont know if they have re-committed her or not.

 

[Dongle]

Yep, just smile and walk away.
Or better, introduce these good poeple to the gentle game of lawn bowls or such where they're less likely to harm themselvles or others and fantasies do no harm but provide amusement