trebark
Well-Known Member
When deer fart, does it form a protective barrier around them? (which would account for some bullets exploding on impact and not killing them)
-
If you are being asked to change your password, and unsure how to do it, follow these instructions. Click here
Deer farts?
- Thread starter Win.308Stealth
- Start date
Help Support Long Range Hunting Forum
trebark
Well-Known Member
Whoever smelt it - dealt it??
I am very disappointed in this thread too. Even more so that it got picked up in the email blast......
I actually (dead serious here) thought this thread was about imitating a deer farting as a deer call! I often use a grunt or a bleat or a whistle to get a deer to stop moving so I can pull off a perfect shot. When I saw the subject, I figured somebody had realized that a deer fart was much more effective! So much for professional discussions.......
That said, I have laughed at all the humour! All very well done.
I am lucky. I don't fart more than once a decade or so. I am a carnivore. It's that **** green stuff that generates methane. Green stuff is food's food. I don't eat food's food. I eat meat. Meat is highly processed food's food turned into food by a vegetarian animal. Meat does not generate gas on its own during the digestion process.
I fully expect that all those here who have flatulence changes after eating Venison are experiencing some sort of digestive cleansing. If they stopped eating foods food, this would not happen. Venison (and other real foods) do not smell at all - no matter how they are killed.
We are what we eat - I eat meat and I smell awesome - just like meat......
My wife and my dog are both VERY HAPPY.
I actually (dead serious here) thought this thread was about imitating a deer farting as a deer call! I often use a grunt or a bleat or a whistle to get a deer to stop moving so I can pull off a perfect shot. When I saw the subject, I figured somebody had realized that a deer fart was much more effective! So much for professional discussions.......
That said, I have laughed at all the humour! All very well done.
I am lucky. I don't fart more than once a decade or so. I am a carnivore. It's that **** green stuff that generates methane. Green stuff is food's food. I don't eat food's food. I eat meat. Meat is highly processed food's food turned into food by a vegetarian animal. Meat does not generate gas on its own during the digestion process.
I fully expect that all those here who have flatulence changes after eating Venison are experiencing some sort of digestive cleansing. If they stopped eating foods food, this would not happen. Venison (and other real foods) do not smell at all - no matter how they are killed.
We are what we eat - I eat meat and I smell awesome - just like meat......
My wife and my dog are both VERY HAPPY.
Last edited:
1greywolf
Active Member
It's funny that you would wonder about deer passing air , I was in my stand early one afternoon in bow season .Two doe stopped under my stand to feed on some acorns . One passed air , and yes I did hear it , the other one jumped away from that one and stared at it . I couldn't help myself , I burst out laughing so hard I had to leave the stand
trebark
Well-Known Member
This is what we're looking for! first hand accounts of deer farts!
Rule 1 when deer fart - control the laughter!
PApa Black
Well-Known Member
- Joined
- May 23, 2012
- Messages
- 458
ROTF LMAO! This thread made my day and my side hurts from laughing!!!!!!! Great post Blackdirt!
amadjuster
Active Member
Can I get a deer fart ringtone?
TN David
Well-Known Member
My grandson just asked me what was sooo funny! Definitely never thought I'd see this thread but it's hilarious
greengiant
Active Member
Amen!! During my 76 years on this earth and after personally dressing, butchering and processing a great many Whitetails, the only foul-smelling carcasses have encountered were gutshot or have experienced a considerable delay in time between the time of death and disemboweling and or packing the body cavity with ice in warm weather. Further, I have hunted and managed a large whitetail hunting club for 40+ years affording me the witness of an enumerable number of deer being processed and prior conditions mentions were the only accounts of foul odor.
1greywolf
Active Member
To add to that story , when I burst out laughing , I thought those doe were going to turn themselves inside out trying to get away . That's why it was either get down out of the stand or fall out of the stand
This phenomenon is real. I thought dad was joking when we were kids and he said after we clean pheasants your farts are going to smell like pheasant guts. He wasn't joking though and all of my family and friends notice too. When I met my wife and hunted with her and her dad the first time they said the same thing. When it was time to clean birds or gut a deer. Maybe its like asparagus and only some people can detect a distinct odor in their urine after eating it. I can't explain it either but maybe breathing in the gut fumes makes your farts smell like guts.
Me too. I was expecting a new hot fart call that calms deer in their bedding areas !
amadjuster
Active Member
How about a deer whoopee cushion?
trebark
Well-Known Member
Or someone figured out how to bottle deer farts and use it for a cover scent!
