There are a few signs to look for that would indicate that your chronograph is going bad or has already done so.
1. It'll start hanging with a different, unfamiliar group of fellow velocity measuring tools. Caught up in the wrong crowd all of a sudden.
2. If it starts smoking it may have gone bad. If it starts smoking and lies to you about it it's likely a bad apple at this point.
3. Same goes for excessive drinking or other substance abuse. A sure sign that it's done gone bad on ya.
4. In this day and age everyone has tattoos so that don't mean nothing in itself…however tattoos on the chronographs face, neck, or knuckles is a dead ringer: good chronographs don't make that kind of statement. It's gone full bad!
5. Rap music. Take note of what your chronograph likes to listen to these days. Gospel hymns, folk, rock, 80s hair metal, glam metal, heavy metal, slam metal. death metal, black metal, doom metal, stoner metal, punk, country (but NOT new country -
) are all wholesome and high quality music. Pop music is indicative of a lack of soul but not necessarily bad, just dead inside. Electronic/techno stuff is suspicious at best. Rap music almost certainly means it's gone bad. And dear lord if it's listening to that unholy country-rap urban cowboy abomination just put your chrony out of its misery already and "accidentally" aim low next time….
6, An antagonistic attitude towards any and all authority, especially teachers or law enforcement. If an "F the po-lice" sticker mysteriously appears on the chrony, it's gone bad for sure.
7. Inexplicable surplus of hard cash. If it suddenly has money to blow with no paper trail and ain't working any high paying legit job, something fishy is going on. Probably illegal. Probably it's gone bad.
MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL! Sorry for wasting 2 minutes of your life!!!