Would you shoot Big Foot?

This year I couldn't lay eyes on a whitetail that would score above 80. If somehow I stumbled on the one BF that has managed to evade all of mankind for all of recorded history, I think I would HAVE to shoot it.

Assuming I could 100% confirm what it is of course ... I wouldn't want to pop one of the LRH household names all ghillied up while stalking some more common critter.

Great thread, should have a poll! Leave the "Bedroom eyes" scenario off of it:D
 
i have a nice big trophy room that is not seeing much action since the wolf. So I would shoot its foot off, and have the "bigfoot" displayed in my room.5-6 toes anybody know?:D
 
I haven't done the math, but it seems to me a lot of the sightings here coincide with mushroom season. It could be just more people in the woods then:D
 
Iclimb said:
Can't be any worse than some of those women that run around Blackfoot! I think that's the town where that guy shot a Bigfoot. He took it to the fish and game office and when they asked him for "evidence of sex" he pulled out a used condom and said "is that evidence enough?"
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Once upon a time a research organization had a female bigfoot in captivity. She came "in season" frequently and was a real mess to work with. Hormones and all that.

After a while they decided that she needed to be bred which would solve all problems, they thought.

Not having a male bigfoot available they pondered what to do. One of the researchers from from 4B country (Blackfoot for U outta staters) said I'm headed home for a visit let me see what I can turn up.

While visiting relatives in Blackfoot he had need to visit the local Cal Ranch Store (SE Idaho's only men's store) While shopping for a small can of bag balm he noticed a sruffy looking, cowboy hatted, LaCross chore boot wearing candidate with a Carhart vest.

He thinks a bit the approaches the candidate with a deal. "I have this female bigfoot that needs bred. You look like a perfect selection. Here's the deal. You share her habitat (cage) with her for one night and see if you can 'settle' her. Wel will inform you of the specific date. And we figure its worth $500 to seal the deal."

The 4Ber scratches his head a bit saying give me a few minutes to sort it out.

After a few passes through the horse and goat feed and saddle riggin' isles he meets the researcher again. And says: Ok I'm in but . . . it's gonna take me a couple of days to come up with the $500.00. . .
 
royinidaho said:
Once upon a time a research organization had a female bigfoot in captivity. She came "in season" frequently and was a real mess to work with. Hormones and all that.

After a while they decided that she needed to be bred which would solve all problems, they thought.

Not having a male bigfoot available they pondered what to do. One of the researchers from from 4B country (Blackfoot for U outta staters) said I'm headed home for a visit let me see what I can turn up.

While visiting relatives in Blackfoot he had need to visit the local Cal Ranch Store (SE Idaho's only men's store) While shopping for a small can of bag balm he noticed a sruffy looking, cowboy hatted, LaCross chore boot wearing candidate with a Carhart vest.

He thinks a bit the approaches the candidate with a deal. "I have this female bigfoot that needs bred. You look like a perfect selection. Here's the deal. You share her habitat (cage) with her for one night and see if you can 'settle' her. Wel will inform you of the specific date. And we figure its worth $500 to seal the deal."

The 4Ber scratches his head a bit saying give me a few minutes to sort it out.

After a few passes through the horse and goat feed and saddle riggin' isles he meets the researcher again. And says: Ok I'm in but . . . it's gonna take me a couple of days to come up with the $500.00. . .
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I bet he headed right to the payday loan place....:D
 
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