J E Custom
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Three cowboys were seated around the campfire for a night of tall tales and bravado.
The cowboy from Colorado said that he was walking down a trail yesterday and a
fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move to bite him." When he struck
I grabbed his head, bit it off and sucked the poison down in one gulp and didn't even get sick.
Well the cowboy from Wyoming wanting not to be bested said, "I must be the strongest ,meanest,toughest cowboy there is because just the other day, a bull got loose in
the corral it had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and then castrated that sucker with my teeth.
But the Cowboy from West Texas Remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with
his pecker.
J E CUSTOM
The cowboy from Colorado said that he was walking down a trail yesterday and a
fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move to bite him." When he struck
I grabbed his head, bit it off and sucked the poison down in one gulp and didn't even get sick.
Well the cowboy from Wyoming wanting not to be bested said, "I must be the strongest ,meanest,toughest cowboy there is because just the other day, a bull got loose in
the corral it had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and then castrated that sucker with my teeth.
But the Cowboy from West Texas Remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with
his pecker.
J E CUSTOM
