True story- I have a very good friend who spent 20 years trying to help me shoot a whitetail with a bow.
One time, he took me out to this hunting area that he'd hunted for 30 years, told me which tree to put my stand in, told me where they would appear and where they would go- which would take them right under my stand.
It all went down EXACTLY as he said it would.
Problem was, I left my little camo fanny pack wrapped around the base of the tree. As they were about to get into range, one little fawn spotted that fanny pack. Her eyes followed up the tree and she took a step back when she saw that huge squirrel.
She stared at me for a bit, and then Mama noticed her staring. She followed her stare and then SHE took a step back.
The herd continued on towards me as Im trying my darnest to not move.
As they got closer, Mama started stomping and causing a rucus but they kept coming. They literally passed right below my stand.
Those 2 kept their eyes on me the entire time, and I never got a shot.
I don't know where Tom was during all this but he must have been close. He heard the commotion Mama made and asked "Why didnt you shoot!"
I've got a ton of very similar stories....
Yep, I can shoot paper and steel. Not much luck with anything else!