A nice calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy and walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "I can't sell you cyanide to kill your husband. Lord have mercy!"
"Absolutely not. You CANNOT have any cyanide."
Then the lady reached into her pocketbook and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist, looked at the picture and replied, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "I can't sell you cyanide to kill your husband. Lord have mercy!"
"Absolutely not. You CANNOT have any cyanide."
Then the lady reached into her pocketbook and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist, looked at the picture and replied, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription
