The next trendy rifle/wonder cartridge combo will have ALL of the following characteristics:
1. Will launch high bc, heavy for caliber wonder bullets @ 3000+ fps...
2. from a 16" barrel...
3. with little or no recoil...
4. and good barrel life...
5. from a 5.5 lb budget rifle with a 3 position safety...
6. into .25 MOA groups with factory ammo...
7. from a pencil barrel...
8. all day long...
9. with a Tasco scope from Wal Mart.
10. Is the bestest combination for winning 3-gun (only one gun needed), PRS, F-Class, and benchrest matches.
11. Is perfect for prairie dogs.
12. Is fur friendly and good for coyotes.
13. Kills deer and antelope like lightning out to 2000 yards.
14. Blows through both shoulders of a bull elk with 100% weight retention, aggressive expansion, and no meat loss, from ANY distance or angle.
15. IF you feel the need to hand load, Lapua brass is available and no fire forming is required.
16. Owning one of these makes women want to be with you and makes other men want to be you.
17. Comes with guaranteed membership to the COOL KIDS SHOOTERS CLUB.
18. Requires no practice, study, or skill. The owner instantly becomes Billy Dixon, Sgt York, Carlos Hathcock, Chris Kyle, and Thor all wrapped into one.
19. Comes with wallet sized target, showing 10 shot group that is always automatically smaller than anyone else's wallet sized bragging group.
You heard it here first. Keep an eye on the next SHOT Show, when the YouTubers and gun writers collectively scream, "Shut up and take my money!"