Phrases to Live by

[mooredj]

Having survived acute myeloid leukemia (AML) (with an overall survival rate of 20 percent) I like to tell people that no matter how bad it may seem in the situation you are in, Every day is a good day.

Just passed my five year mark. My stem cell transplant team told me I was cured at the 2.5 year mark. It was a tough experience that I don't wish upon my worst enemy. By God's grace I am still here with my wife and seven children. Every day is a good day.

David

 

[1mechanic]

I wouldn't have to manage my anger if you could manage your stupidity!

 

[choprzrul]

When asked how I'm doing: "Never better"

Mind over matter: you/it don't matter, so I don't mind....

Good stuff ain't cheap and cheap stuff ain't good

under promise and over deliver

Hunting and fishing: "you gotta be there to get them..."

 

[Welderboy11972]

I remember it like it was yesterday. Sitting at the kitchen table. Momma had just got finished picking the gravels out of my knees, elbows, and chin. As she started dabbing that purple satan juice on my bloody parts. I screamed those famous words that every pre 1980s kid has screamed at some point in their younger days...." OUCH....BLOW IT...BLOW IT!!!"....At that same time ole dad walked by and laughed. " Son.....If your going to be stupid, you better be tough."

Man I miss that 16" huffy. Life was so much simpler than.

 

[Savagehunter1968]

Live and learn
You get what you pay for
Stupid is as stupid does
Getting olds not all its cracked up to be

 

[wasskeet]

"At the rate America is decaying morally, we shall have to change our national symbol from an eagle to a vulture."

"A preacher should have the mind of a scholar, the heart of a child and the hide of a rhinoceros. His biggest problem is how to toughen his hide without hardening his heart."

Vance Havner

 

[Lenny Foffa]

I cannot say my very favorite one on this forum of gentlemen, but it's very funny

 

[jessej]

I cannot say my very favorite one on this forum of gentlemen, but it's very funny

Ya caint wife a ho?

 

[WinMag4me]

"Every dog needs a boy"

 

[powermax]

If a man could have half of his wishes he would double his troubles. - Benjamin Franklin

 

[venatic]

The Best is just barely good enough!

Take my Advice, I am not using it.

 

[ElkSurgeon]

"MONEY CAN COME & GO, & FAME COMES & GOES…..THE BOTTOM LINE IS, WE ALL DIE, SO JESUS IS THE ANSWER.
-Phil Robertson

 

[jessej]

"MONEY CAN COME & GO, & FAME COMES & GOES…..THE BOTTOM LINE IS, WE ALL DIE, SO JESUS IS THE ANSWER.
-Phil Robertson

I like ole Phil

 

[Of001]

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and you know it"

"if you're going to mess up, **** it up bad enough nobody knows who to blame"

"if you ever wanted to know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, ask your mom."

"My God! It's coming right for us!"
-an excuse to fire a LAW at a quirrel-