Sendero_Man
Well-Known Member
Montana hunting story----
The guys were all at a deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored
so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Daryl and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They
said,"Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing - hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said,
"Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night ."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to
breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said. They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed, patted his *** and kissed him good night. Daryl sat up
and watched me all night."
The guys were all at a deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored
so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Daryl and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They
said,"Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing - hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said,
"Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night ."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to
breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said. They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed, patted his *** and kissed him good night. Daryl sat up
and watched me all night."
