It's OK. You can confess to the disease.

So, it seems there's actually a "clinical label" for us 'infected' folks……and oh, lookie over on Amazon there's even cool sweatshirts made in our honor!!!
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Hoplophile Definition Pro 2nd Amendment Funny Gun Owner gift Sweatshirt Amazon product ASIN B08NBFGFQ5
I guess I've learned a new word and expanded my vocabulary today ,and yes that describes me. My wife named my 338 Lapua when I had it built (TOO MUCH) she says it's too much gun and it cost too much and I spend too much time with it ! LOL
 
Sounds to me like she has plans for your boat ask me how I know ,I've had both now I just have rifles lolView attachment 319205
Your boat reminds me of a joke

A rope walks Into a bar----

He asks the bartender for a beer
The bar tender says, " I'm sorry we don't serve your kind here, you're gonna have to leave."
The rope walks outside and ties himself in a half hitch and ruffles his hair
The rope goes back into the bar and sits down again
He says " hey bartender give me a beer"
The bartender looks over and says " hey, didn't I just tell you we don't serve your kind here--- do I need to get the bouncer?"
The rope says----------

"Nope, I'm a frayed knott"

Maritime humor
 
Your boat reminds me of a joke

A rope walks Into a bar----

He asks the bartender for a beer
The bar tender says, " I'm sorry we don't serve your kind here, you're gonna have to leave."
The rope walks outside and ties himself in a half hitch and ruffles his hair
The rope goes back into the bar and sits down again
He says " hey bartender give me a beer"
The bartender looks over and says " hey, didn't I just tell you we don't serve your kind here--- do I need to get the bouncer?"
The rope says----------

"Nope, I'm a frayed knott"

Maritime humor
That's very similar to how I come up with the name I was pretty successful at bottom fishing I was about to go into the six pack charter business decided not to people have asked So many times if I would tell them where I was fishing my response was I'm afraid not then I caught on with the double meaning and had it airbrushed on the side of my boat
 
I've actually addressed this problem so aside from the SHTF stash which is 5 weapons, 5 that have sentimental value. I'm working with 2 rifles for hunting and dumping the rest into actual hunting. Spent the last few years tweaking my kit to how I hunt and what I need. I see it as I'd rather actually go do the **** thing then put together another 5k setup. See how long I last running two rifles. I'm trying to dump one more rifle so I don't end up with a rechamber and new target gun...
 
I want to say thank you to all of those of you that have posted on this thread. I now realize that I am not as severely infected as many of you. Therefore I can continue down my current path without remorse. It seems the custom route is the point of no return. I'm going to pump the brakes on looking for good gunsmiths in my area, at least for a little while.
 
And no need to fight it, there is no known cure, got my first gun at the age of ten within a day or two I was already looking for my next fix, that was 53 years ago, don't know how many have come and gone, doesn't matter how many you have, always room for just one more, regardless of the number its never to many, I have more than I need, but not as many as I want!
 
'Wives' have been mentioned several times in this thread so the following seems appropriate……..and…as it just so happens….an additional way for us 'Hoplophile's' to spend even more money. 😇

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