Help me pick my birthday gift

[MudRunner2005]

Yeah, I'm young compared to most of yall, but I feel old as hell. I've abused my body for most of my life. I figure when I die, I wanna look and smell dead. I want to have an open casket and people to walk by and look and say, "Yeah......He partied..."

 

[angus-5024]

TWENTY SEVEN!!! I have gun rags that used to be boxer shorts older than 27......geeze!

My birthday is december 22. Talk about getting screwed out of a LOT of birthday presents

Didn't everyone wear tighty-whities back then!

My b-day is dec 26th, so I feel your pain. The funny thing is that with having a bunch of rug rats running around, I usually forget my birthday until my wife reminds me (and I haven't opened a present of my own for 4 years... kids love opening stuff even if it isn't theirs!)!

And to the OP, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! whenever it is.