Any of you Bull Shooters tried this?

[royinidaho]

Elk Pizzle

The pizzle consists of the penis, prepuce and testis. It is typically air dried, with a distinctive, translucent red color. The pizzle is prepared by slicing and soaking in yellow wine liquor, or by grinding and using in tonic form. The preparations are used exclusively by men to improve....

Cant' think of nothing better than sitting around the campfire sipping a little pizzle.......

I bet buffalobob forgot to save the makin's /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[James Jones]

Luckly I don't have a problem with this sort of thing but I sure if I did I would look to modern drugs instead of Elk Wee-Nee.

It kinda makes you wonder who the first guy to try this was and what the hell was he thinking? Kinda like and oyster what clown decided to open a reock and look at a big grey booger and decide to eat it?

 

[CatShooter]

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... but I sure if I did I would look to modern drugs instead of Elk Wee-Nee.

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Best laugh I've had this week...

 

[Buffalobob]

Now you tell me, Roy. You have any idea how much I spend on viagra each month and I had a pretty good sized pizzle that I threw away. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

The Idaho Big Game Regulations were written by either a Nun or a lawyer. They are the only two types of people who would not know much about male sex organs. The regulations state the pizzle must be left attached to the biggest piece of meat while transporting the meat to the place of final residence. I looked and looked for a way to attach the pizzle to to any of the meat, but not having a staple gun with me it just wasn't biologically fesible. So the best thing I could figure out was to detach it from the rear food exit hole and put it in a plastic baggie and hauled it all the way across the country and threw it away when I got home.

 

[Ian M]

I have always thought that implanting the pizzle would do more good than grinding it up and making tea or whatever. Might be a bit awkward when the guy did not need its benefit but... Shooting prone would not be comfortable for sure, unless you could find a convenient gopher hole.

We save them out of bears, make very good swizzle-sticks for mixing drinks. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

 

[royinidaho]

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So the best thing I could figure out was to detach it from the rear food exit hole and put it in a plastic baggie and hauled it all the way across the country and threw it away when I got home.

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Really sharpe move there, bb /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

Ian: Angus's make decent canes and racoon's make really good tooth picks. No kiddin' /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

 

[Fiftydriver]

There are not many things I will not eat or try at least once but I believe there is one more thing I will add to my list, no Pizzle for this Montana boy!!!

Kirby Allen(50)

 

[Ballistic64]

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Shooting prone would not be comfortable for sure, unless you could find a convenient gopher hole.

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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gifLMAO /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[B Jordan]

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You have any idea how much I spend on viagra each month

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a guy told me this morning that he bought his viagra in a salt block form and kept it on his headboard
and when he felt the urge or needed a recharge he just raised up and got him a lick of "it" <--- viagra

 

[Jimm]

JD Jones ,

I am aghast , all this time I thought you wuz cajun /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[ QUOTE ]
Kinda like and oyster what clown decided to open a reock and look at a big grey booger and decide to eat it?

[/ QUOTE ] Ever been to "Rocky Mountain" oyster fest? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Jim B.

 

[James Jones]

I'm not a cajun , I was imported down here at a young age to improve the blood lines. I'm originaly from the the communist nation of Kalifoniastan, when I was 2 and able to walk well I got the hell out of their !!
I'm like Kirby , I'll try about anything once , I've eaten alot of crazy stuff in some survival school but I just can't see eating any reproductive organs

I love oysters so long as they are NOT cooked better raw with a little lemon and Tabasco. Your right though a true Coon *** will eat about anything but I've never heard of any of them eating this sort of thing.
I do how ever have a true "coon dick tooth pick" , never used it but it sure makes for a conversation piece.

A word of warning to you guys that are thinking about trying Viagra , be warned having an eriction for a couple hrs ain't all its cracked up to be , you end up with a kick stand while your trying to sleep after it usefulness has been satisfied. I had an lady friend slip me one in a froizen margrita thinking that it would make a for a good time , it wasen't cool.
Definatly consult your Dr about it first

 

[J E Custom]

ROY

I once saw a pack of coyote,s devour a deer carcass
and upon inspection of the site after they left I found
two things the pizzle and the butt hole. Even a coyote
will draw the line on these things.

And as far as oysters go they are not all that good ether
because the last time I ate a dozen only 4 worked.

J E CUSTOM

 

[royinidaho]

Same scenario as with that tree hugger fella that got eaten by the bear.

Any one know how the cannibals handle that? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

 

[Centre Punch]

Drink any of that stuff Roy, and it wont be long before you are bellowing in the street and taking on any guys who come near your home, /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif at the same time you will try to steal all the females from the rest of the men in the street, /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif consume enough of it though and they should come running on their own, attracted to the irrisistable musky smell of your body odour. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Before you know it you will be scent marking around the bedroom and chasing your mate around the house in a permanantly exctted state. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Once ingested the above behaviour can only be ended by a hunters bullet, so be carefull what you do.

Ian.

PS. Dont drink this pizzel tea and wear a fur coat at the same time, especially in rural ares. this could be extremely damaging to your health. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif