A husband went to police station to report his missing wife: Husband : I have lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.
Sergeant : What is her height?
Husband : Oh, 5 something . . .
Sergeant : Build?
Husband : Not slim, not really fat....
Sergeant : Color of eyes?
Husband : Never noticed....
Sergeant : Color of hair?
Husband : Changes according to season.....
Sergeant : What was she wearing? Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don't remember exactly......
Sergeant : Did she go in a car?
Husband : Yes.
Sergeant : What kind of car was it?
Husband : 2015 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance Package, shark gray metallic paint, with the 6.2 litre V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP,8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door (at this point the husband started crying).
Sergeant : Don't worry sir.......We'll find your car.
Dean
Sergeant : What is her height?
Husband : Oh, 5 something . . .
Sergeant : Build?
Husband : Not slim, not really fat....
Sergeant : Color of eyes?
Husband : Never noticed....
Sergeant : Color of hair?
Husband : Changes according to season.....
Sergeant : What was she wearing? Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don't remember exactly......
Sergeant : Did she go in a car?
Husband : Yes.
Sergeant : What kind of car was it?
Husband : 2015 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance Package, shark gray metallic paint, with the 6.2 litre V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP,8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door (at this point the husband started crying).
Sergeant : Don't worry sir.......We'll find your car.
Dean
