1; Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
2; You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.
3; I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
4; I decided to stop calling the bathroom the "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
5; Old age is coming at a really bad time.
6; The biggest lie I tell myself is..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
7; Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.
8; Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
9; Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.
10; Actually, I'm not complaining because I am a Senager (Senior teenager). I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant. And I don't have acne. Life is great.
Dean
2; You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.
3; I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
4; I decided to stop calling the bathroom the "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
5; Old age is coming at a really bad time.
6; The biggest lie I tell myself is..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
7; Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.
8; Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
9; Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.
10; Actually, I'm not complaining because I am a Senager (Senior teenager). I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant. And I don't have acne. Life is great.
Dean
