Funny thing is, I just happened to buy a new shotgun the week before. I must have known something.
I called Ross at prairie gun works and asked him if he could machine me a match grade chastity belt.
Brent, 375? C'mon you know you need a .577 built in 1893 for brown bear with a 600 grain bullet and 10 bore shotgun besides! The Lapua is for squirrel hunting!
Ric, the kid wasn't due until June 5th...maybe now I can make your shin-dig! Any cabins left?
You'll love her more daily. I took my 6-year-old sweetie fishing this weekend. There's just something about Daddy's little girl hauling in one bluegill after another with her brand new Barbie fishing pole to make you really enjoy life.
My two girls born in '90 and '92, both are in "full bloom" and think they're 18. One had hot pink hair and the other bright red last week, both brunettes this week.