If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you..

[Len Backus]

 

[K.E.C.]

I want a copy of this.

 

[Coyote Shadow Tracker]

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SO TRUE!!!!!!!!

 

[Gwwin]

That last one is a pretty good physics question

 

[M1A1ABRAMS]

I usually told them to get a louder radio when they had a noise in their car. lol

 

[Bob Wright]

I remember this comedian! Everything was said with a straight face.

 

[YZ-80]

I always liked these:

"If one synchronized swimmer starts drowning, do they all have to?"

And..

"When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?"

 

[1mechanic]

I had some powdered water I didn't know what to mix it with.

 

[YZ-80]

"I spilled Spot-remover on my Dog and he disappeared."

 

[1mechanic]

I was hitchhiking I was picked up by a truck driver, he was hauling cars on a trailer he told me to get in one of the cars. He must of really been into picking up people, he told them to get in the other cars. He got pulled over for doing 80 mph, we all got tickets.