I'd have to go with the savage, but make sure it's an Axis with the end of the stock duct taped to the barrel. I'm not sure about the scope, but whichever one I'd definitely tape it to a log chain and drag it home from Walmart behind the truck....
This is the best thread of the day!
I see that you finally found my post in the the General Forum.
I'm missing something here. . .
Based on post count, I'd say he's looking for a little fun.