Wedding party

[elf]

At a wedding party recently, someone yelled "All married people please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living". The bartender was almost crushed to death. . .

 

[cheechin]

 

[Buckfever34]

haha!

 

[Randy Tidwell]

On the morning of their 50th wedding aniversary, a woman seen her husband setting at the kitchen table staring at their marriage lic.

She asked "What are you looking for"

"The Expiration Date!"

 

[Rick Richard]

Haha!