An old one but still funny
Two hours into my first day at work as a Walmart greeter, an ugly woman came in with her two kids. Hearing her swear at them, I said, "Good Morning, welcome to Walmart. Nice kids, are they twins?"
The Mom answered, "Hell no. They ain't twins. The oldest one is nine and the other one is seven. Why would you think they were twins? Are you blind or stupid?"
I replied, "No, I'm not blind or stupid, I just couldn't believe that someone slept with you twice. Have a nice day and thank you for shopping at Walmart."
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
Two hours into my first day at work as a Walmart greeter, an ugly woman came in with her two kids. Hearing her swear at them, I said, "Good Morning, welcome to Walmart. Nice kids, are they twins?"
The Mom answered, "Hell no. They ain't twins. The oldest one is nine and the other one is seven. Why would you think they were twins? Are you blind or stupid?"
I replied, "No, I'm not blind or stupid, I just couldn't believe that someone slept with you twice. Have a nice day and thank you for shopping at Walmart."
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
