I had to send the third one to my wife!
I told a guy here at work that I sent it to my wife and he said she was going to be upset with me. I received a from her and explained to him that I have been married for over 20 years and she knows that I have selective hearing.
I read them to mine and she laughed and the first three and said whoa to the last . Similar to you birddog 68 I have been married for 34 years , she knows I can't hear s**** but also has a great sense of humor .