Hmmm...that kinda reminds of what happened to me the other day...
I was sitting in a local bar when a "professional" girl sat down next to me and I guess I kind of gave her the eye. She then, to break the ice and maybe make a buck or two, said to me " For 5 bucks I will do anything you can describe to me in three words."
I looked her over and said..."OK...Paint my house."
That's just the way my mind works now. Getting old is sure hell, but I'll have to say it is better than the alternative.