Senior moments

Gene

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A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in The Sun Lakes, an Arizona Adult community. A man walked over and sits down on the other end of the bench. After a few moments, the woman asks, 'Are you a stranger here?'
He replies, 'I lived here years ago.'






'So, where were you all these years?'

'In prison,' he says.

'Oh!' said the woman. 'So you're single...?!'


'Why did they put you in prison?'


He looked at her, and very quietly said, 'I killed my wife.'

'Oh!' said the woman. 'So you're single...?!'
 
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