Redneck Special Forces

[magicofmt]

Redneck Special Forces



The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)




These Tennessee boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken fried steak. 4. They don't like pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday

 

[AJ Peacock]

Thats just wrong. But its funny.

AJ

 

[screech]

Ha,ha,ha,ha. Do you really think that they are going to need 500.

 

[Patriot44]

Well, if they were directly responsible for Dale Earnhardt's, and this is truley a special fighting unit of Rednecks, I am thinking the force would be more like 10 million.

P44

 

[screech]

Yes, that would be the force but would it really be necessary. Probablly not but it is also not necessary to kill p-dogs will a 338-378imp but it sure is fun.