One night in the middle of the day.......

[Michael Eichele]

One night in the middle of the day, two dead boys came out to play. Back to back they faced one another, they drew their swords and shot one another. The deaf policeman heard the noise, he came and killed the two dead boys. If you do not believe this lie I just told you is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.

 

[AJ Peacock]

Haven' heard that for 20 years or more. I remember it a little differently

One dark day on a cold cold night, two dead boys got up to fight, back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.

A deaf policeman heard the noise and came and shot those two dead boys.

If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man; he saw it too.


AJ

 

[Swamp Fox]

Variations...

One bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight
Three blind men to see fair play
40 minutes yelled hooray
Back to back, facing each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
If this story don't sound right
Ask the three blind men they saw the fight